Yeah Apologies To Marvel But That Is Simply So Far From What Would've Actually Happened That It's Nowhere

I can never unsee this...

I’m sorry but…

no bcs this is evil(true) and i'll cry

thinking about how Bucky probably rationalizes how fucked up his brain is by thinking it's his fault - he thinks he was broken before the war and the serum just made it even worse. he doesn't even argue when Zemo says only Steve was uncorrupted by the serum. when in reality, the serum amplifying Bucky's caring, resilient nature is probably why it took HYDRA twenty years to break him. the serum didn't corrupt Bucky, HYDRA did. but of course, Bucky can't see it that way.

me accidentally looking in the mirror when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night: what the hell and fuck is that

IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHIELD (in my opinion) ITS SO COOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH

okay, so i'm the type of person who will buy anything that involves my special interest, and funds will allow, so when i saw captain america gummies, i bought captain america gummies.

AND THEN! i came to the realization that the blue raspberry shield gummies are totally just the stealth shield from CA:TWS and i'm a yapper so i obviously had to inform my family of this breaking discovery and i just don't think they were as excited as they should've been😔✋️ so now i yap into the void of tumblr bcs i gotta get this discovery off my chest. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (also completely unrelated, but damn sam wilson be hot)

some person: so what exactly is a host club?

me: a group of rich teenage boys that charm, seduce, and entertain girls

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

some person:

me:

me: wait it's actually a lot better than that i promise

the struggle is so real😫

“Are you sure you’re not drunk?”