Riffraffly - Epsilon

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quanyin food sharing prompt by kiinako_mochii for TGCFAction aka TGCF Gotcha for Gaza !!

the donation form is still open til the 16th :D

No thoughts just josuyasu yuri

cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief

I took WAY too long on these goobers (worth it though!!)

hot take lan wangji would absolutely for sure scrap all day every day no hesitation whatsoever. the only reason he doesn’t is bc no one is stupid enough to piss him off (until wei ying ofc). you get one glare, maybe two if he’s feeling patient, and then it’s instant hands. truly a miracle wwx did not take more of a beating when he was at his most insufferable. in the library w the magazine lwj literally said catch me outside so i can beat ur ass. he’s soooooo ready to challenge any and everyone he meets. jzx (either of them tbh) says literally Anything and bichen is OUT. blades at DAWN. AND noon. and you know what, fuck it, blades at dusk too. in middle school he fought wen xu and all his goons One time when he was like 12 and he beat their asses so bad that shit followed him all the way to college. legendary. everyone knows lwj is in love w wei ying bc of the lack of duels. anyone else would certainly have been punched in the face. but no wwx just gets sideye. and ignored. which only ENCOURAGES him. in fact if anyone else tries to put a stop to wwx shenanigans lwj glares at YOU. everyone says ah yes, face of jade, so serene. meanwhile on the inside he is full of lust and also more importantly rage. i Love him. he said sometimes violence is the solution actually. but only when i do it. pristine.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Xianle and his most devoted believer the Ghost King Crimson Rain Sought Flower ❤️

I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo

My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH

Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too

how long has this been in my drafts.

qi rong vine boom pt 1

Okay seriously one final rvb thought before I disappear into the night but I really, truly, genuinely hope there aren't any face reveals. For real real, not for play play. Those helmets better stay ON for the heartfelt moment of closure between Tucker & Church/Epsilon that's been building up since the very first season before Epsilon is actually deleted for good in the end AND the graphic 16 minute uncut grimmons sex scene-