The Great Thing About Hua Cheng’s Devotion Is I Straight Up Cannot Get Enough Of It. I Will Reread

UM WHAT. WHAT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. SHAKING AND CRYING RN. TSUKASA???? UMMMM

heaven official's blessing is so ridiculous sometimes xD

i'm at the mount tonglun part of the story and just can't help imagining it from the state preceptor's point of view:

state preceptor stands inside the mountain, trying to discuss his plans with the mountain spirit. then:

a screaming, banished ex-heavenly official runs past

another heavenly official runs past, in dogged pursuit of the first one

am exiled god and a ghost girl make it rain scorpion-snakes for some reason and they do it so much that snakes get stuck halfway in the moving walls

a bit further away, a currently-male-but-actually-a-woman god is getting dragged around by their robes like a sack of rice, so very much not in control it's not even funny (to them. to us it's very funny)

even further away, a godly general is punching the walls with a makeshift 'weapon' made of a poisoned femur bone, so hard that the bone cracks

and when/if the state preceptor tries to open up a new path, what would he have found? his darling ex-mentee protegé using the "walls are moving" excuse to grind against a ghost king as they make puppy eyes at each other xD

state preceptor: "..."

state preceptor: "that's it! i quit!"

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lol i don't even know who this guy is and i already pity him for getting himself involved in THAT mess xD xD xD

i love this story. it's just so... chaotic!!

yall need to stop me from drawing the same thing over and over ;;

redraw https://x.com/kyoxmitsuaya/status/1790348686020796679

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

hua cheng, in the middle of the blackwater crisis : this sucks i wish i was having gay sex

pei ming :

xie lian :

he xuan :

shi wudu :

What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

No thoughts just josuyasu yuri

He Xuan probably spent a lot of time just staring at Xie Lian's statue at the Tonglu Mountain because there weren't many things to do whhen he killed everyone.

So when Hua Cheng tried to describe his noble, gracious special someone Black Water threw chopsticks at him and said that he would recognise this fucking face faster than Shi Wudu's

cumplane using modern slang and everybody thinks they have some secret undecipherable code language. somebody says “what is love” and they both simultaneously go “baby don’t hurt me.” they tell each other to “kay why ess” on a regular basis (sqq says it moreso than sqh). during peak lord meetings sqh will scribble a nonsensical meme on a napkin and slide it over to sqq and he’ll crack tf up. sometimes they’ll just purposely mess with people by stringing together the most contrived possible sentence while acting as if it’s completely normal and watch whoever they’re with speedrun all five stages of grief

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)