i keep thinking about how much i'd love to read tgcf from hua cheng's perspective but then i realize so much of it would just be
"gege!!! gege looks so radiant today... holy shit it's gege!!! FUCK YOU mu qing, FUCK YOU feng xin, ill fucking - holy shit is that gege???"
how can one man be so badass and also such a clusterfuck. no wonder xie lian loves him so much
Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection
Wash:
Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks
just won WANGXIAN DUCKS!!!! they're so beautiful...
xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀
rewatching the blood gulch chronicles and this shit is just cementing the already proven fact that leonard church is the most pathetic excuse for a man ever and is absolutely the most babygirl of the og cast. that man is seconds away from a breakdown at any given point, dude is constantly in hysterics ... i love him with all my heart
i love epsilon so much but alpha just hits different sometimes
yknow sarge didn't go "hrrk blegh" when he died so maybe we're supposed to take this as a sign that he didn't actually die and somehow got out of there without the others knowing. I know they buried the body but maybe he was just really good at holding his breath
qi rong is my favorite deranged little man ever. like yes omg qi rong eat that person yes qi rong cause more chaos
i support his wrongs and celebrate his rights
He Xuan probably spent a lot of time just staring at Xie Lian's statue at the Tonglu Mountain because there weren't many things to do whhen he killed everyone.
So when Hua Cheng tried to describe his noble, gracious special someone Black Water threw chopsticks at him and said that he would recognise this fucking face faster than Shi Wudu's
There's so many moments in MDZS that make my heart utterly clench and make me want to just burst into tears, either from deep sadness and despair, or from a profound sense of love...
- Wei Wuxian getting to see his beloved shijie in her wedding dress
- The beautiful gift he made for his sister's baby boy, only for it to then be so tragically destroyed
- How all he wanted was to go meet that little nephew of his; how he never even got to...
- Jiang-shushu's last goodbye to his sons
- Wen Qing's solemn "I'm sorry, and thank you."
- Everything that happened to Wen Ning. Just, everything.
- Lan Xichen's unconditional love and acceptance of every facet of his younger brother; the liquor, the rabbits, the lotus seed pods
- "What do you think about this one?" "Mine."
- Jiang Yanli's sacrifice for her dear A-Xian, loving and protecting him always, even till the end
- The silent desperation behind Lan Wangji's "Come back to Gusu with me" plea
- Xiao Xingchen's, Song Lan, and A-Qing's horrible deaths
- Granny Wen's corpse recognizing and reaching out for her grandson
- Wei Wuxian being demonized and scorned for taking the only cultivation path he could, while never saying a word to exonerate himself
- How he did literally everything in his life for others.
This story is heart-rendingly tragic and beautiful.