Yknow Sarge Didn't Go "hrrk Blegh" When He Died So Maybe We're Supposed To Take This As A Sign That He

how long has this been in my drafts.

Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier

What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

[9, 8, 7, 6, 5 ,4, 3, 2, 1, 0]

HAPPY 8/15 !!!

qi rong immediately clocking hualian as gay… well yes!

bonus: xie lian’s reaction

Luo binghe and mo ran fighting for a t shirt that says "Shizun fucker"

the great thing about hua cheng’s devotion is I straight up cannot get enough of it. I will reread fics hundreds of times just to hear him describe the sheer depth of the adoration he feels for xie lian. it’s therapeutic to hear about how much love someone can be capable of

"wE nEeD MORE COmplEx cHAracTErs"

pls..you couldn't even handle mu qing