The Hargreeves As P!atd Songs

The Hargreeves As Palaye Royale's Songs

The original idea came from @coffiero who did some nice edits and I recommend you to check it out, but I love Palaye and I have some hot takes, so, enjoy!

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Luther Hargreeves - Clockwork

"Time, lonely dreams

I have lost everything

Seasons change, colors fade

Lifeless flowers on the floor

Blooming on my grave"

Diego Hargreeves - Morning Light

"We live for, we yearn for

The things that we're born for

Yesterday's today's tomorrow

We try for, we die for

The things that we long for

If needed beg steal and we'll borrow

The morning light will lead you

No weapon will defeat you"

Allison Hargreeves - Die For Something Beautiful

"You got to die for something beautiful

Diamonds break our aching minds

Elegance is turning us sober

You'll regret the time"

Klaus Hargreeves - Dying In A Hot Tub

"I can see behind your eyes

Your mind is getting wasted

But you're always getting wasted all the time

Getting concerned about your lonely days

You're doing some more drugs

And your getting caught in your drug phase"

Five Hargreeves - Primary Propaganda

"Never know what you got

Chasing down the word of God

People can't afford their lives

Dying from the organized

Don't look back on what you've done before

Don't follow the lines that lead you out the door

Don't look back at your mistakes

Kids you only got a few more days"

Ben Hargreeves - Where's The Boom?

"God saved the queen

But didn't saved me

Didn't had time for me

And I want to say

My dreams are dead again"

Vanya Hargreeves - Death Dance

"I can't take it, all these memories

I can't fake it, I'm trying but I am dying

I just want to, oh, just be myself

I have tried to, but now I'm someone else

So please be kind, I'm losing my mind

I'm really not fine"

What do you think would be the ideal endgame for each hargreeves?

The ideal endgame would go something like this: Luther: Sociable and having friends, other people he can actually talk to other than his family. I think that’s what he really and truly needs. It was something he never got to have and it was one of the things he spoke up about when he found out about the moon mission being all for nothing. I think he’d go out a lot more, maybe call some friends up and go out to eat, maybe see a movie, have bowling alley nights or hit the bar and have a few drinks RESPONSIBLY. Maybe even find a nice partner along the way and eventually settle down. He’d no longer look at himself as monstrous (but I also feel like maybe they can fix this along with everything else.) Diego: Maybe he wants to try again with joining the police force, not so much for himself but to honor Eudora and what she believed in. He still wants to help people, but now that he no longer has pent up bitterness and anger towards his family, he can think more clearly. He wants to do things the right way, or as right as they can be. I also think he’d be a lot more active with his family. Going to Vanya’s concerts with the family, spending more time with Luther because they were the ones with the most tension. Now that they’ve shed their numbers, they can be proper brothers instead of being at each other’s throats all the time. Hot take: If Eudora is alive somehow though, then I can see them possibly trying things again (but she made Diego promise to work on himself a bit too and so he does.) So the only difference is he joins the police academy not to honor her, but to respect her instead. Allison: She eventually works things out with Patrick and she can see her daughter Claire a lot more often. Things might still be rocky for awhile, but she tries. Allison also decides that being a movie star is no longer for her, seeing as it was built up on nothing but rumors. So she retires, then goes out to find a proper and honest job instead. Maybe she goes into the fashion industry or makeup or something, not really sure I feel like she’d wanna do a range of things.

Hot take: She goes into the police force with Diego to do detective work, because she has the experience, as we’ve seen her do when looking into Leonard’s background and tracking down her sister. I think these two would make a badass detective duo tbh. Klaus: No drugs, no vices. Helps other recovering addicts, helps the community a bit by doing volunteer work, even helps ghosts out now that he understands them better, and has work out time with Diego to get himself into a healthier routine. He’ll help Ben out at the library during volunteer work as well. Klaus also works part time at a coffee shop where can meet all kinds of people there. He even meets someone that he thinks might get along with Luther and so he hooks them up because he knows his brother needs to experience real love. Klaus has usually been right. Klaus also does little projects at home like starting his own make up line. He’s hoping he can turn it into a real business in the future. Five: I can see him become a tutor for kids who never really got proper education. Maybe even a teacher/professor. So instead of obsessing over equations for trying to save the world, or do something crazy like time travel, he can use it to help others find some kind of direction in their life. Hot take: As an off to the side job, he’d help take care of animals at the shelter. Ben: Alive again. He helps out at the local library, maybe as an assistant. He reads a whole lot. And this probably goes into my New Years resolutions I did around the end of last year, but I can see him doing a bit of traveling to other places and taking his siblings with him when he can, since he’s now able to. He’d be outside all the time too, at the park, just walking, seeing the sights. He stops by the coffee shop sometimes to see how Klaus is doing and asks him about the people he’s met. Ben is aiming to be a writer, so hearing about the different kinds of people really help him with ideas for books, as do the sights. Vanya: I see her becoming a therapist after everything she’s been through. She has enough experience to help those who feel alone and less than important. She makes friends more easily now, and maybe even has friend hang outs with Luther, where they and their friends all gather and be social and have fun. Something they’d both been missing all their lives. Vanya also spends a lot more time with her siblings in general and they go and see her concerts. She still tutors people in music, mainly the violin but after the whole “blowing up the moon” thing, she decides to learns a few other instruments as well, like the piano and acoustic guitar.

Js how can kids turn out perfectly functional when they were born to fight. Reggie is a psycho that ruined all of the academy’s relationships with the outside world. Just because Luther was his favorite doesn’t mean that he was treated how a normal child should be treated. In the comics Luther is obviously depressed and unhappy with himself. Which is no reason to treat other people like shit but to be fair he didn’t kill a bunch of people either. Luther is just a dumdum who is trying to do the right thing but ends up doing the wrong thing. Come on Netflix, we want Luther redemption. Everyone likes to like a character.

not to be controversial but luther was also a victim of hargreeves abuse even if you dont like his character

The Umbrella Academy as Justin Min Tweets

Luther:

Diego:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

TUA s2 Theories pt. 3

Now more personal headcannons that aren’t based on comic/Netflix knowledge but I want them to happen anyway

The actions the Academy make in the past will cause a change in the future timeline. Maybe we’ll see the group with cellphones. I am here for a tua group chat. And then the off-brand “evens” group chat and “sisters” group chat.

Delores will come back.

At least one character will meet their birth mother.

Dave didn’t die. But more likely, they will meet him again in Texas BEFORE he technically met Klaus. Or Klaus will use the excuse of being in the past to look for Dave. (Vietnam war 1968—>JFK 1963)

The Academy will Groundhog Day the Apocalypse day until it works.

Kenny’s mom is in the commission. Or maybe even one of the 43 children.

The handler is not dead because she is one of the 43.

We will meet someone higher up in the commission.

Hazel and Cha Cha backstory

Bens power is not just to summon an octopus creature out of his chest. It’s to make a portal in his chest. So he would be able to summon other creatures as well (not just king Cthulhu or whatever). So we can see Ben summoning fairies, jackalopes, inter-dimensional kitty cats, giant dragon wings, etc. Maybe he has alternate dimension powers, similar to Five’s time and space manipulation.

Allison will be REDEEMED. She is a fantastic character and great mediator. Despite her past mistakes, she will be a vital part to the communication and relationships between the team.

Maybe coming back to life isn’t just Klaus’ thing due to his powers. Maybe all of the Academy have trouble dying (rip ben). Allison realistically should not have survived Vanyas attack. Luther shouldn’t have survived his accident.

Grace will come back. Diego will see her and MELT. She will also FINALLY finish her convo with Diego and tell him what she was going to before time reversed the first time.

Vanya will NOT be mad at her siblings she’ll just feel bad about what she did.

The siblings will find out that Allison rumored them in the past too.

The commission will un-monkey Luther.

There will be more communication between the siblings.

Hargreeves used the Academy to commit crimes for his personal benefit without them knowing.

Five does NOT get a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Allison will become a SINGLE MOM (with an appearance from Claire and maybe Patrick). She might get a new boyfriend in the past.

Ben will stay single.

Diego will get with somebody (Eudora or not).

The girl on the bus that smiled at vanya will come back. Maybe a new love interest to make Vanya rightfully into girls???

Just Some Interesting Things I Found In The Umbrella Academy Comics

Do with this what you will.

lectures from ur dead brother

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alcoholic!ben dump

So this one night, Ben stumbles onto someone's yard and thinks it his own. The cops get called, and bring him three doors down to his a c t u a l home. aka: the academy

Ben is covered is bruises and cuts. He doesn't say anything but he starts sobbing, like full blown, snot and tears mingling on his chin sobbing.

Diego and Allison are awake and they try to calm him down. It doesn't work, he cries harder. Eventually they say fuck it and pull Klaus out of his room (he was awake because like. fuck sleep.)

So they beg him to h e l p because they have no fucking clue what to do and they know that Klaus is the only damn person Ben will listen to.

So Klaus. Sits there. Holds Ben's hand and nods along to what Ben says even though he has no fucking clue what he is actually saying.

He hands him tissues and runs his fingers through his hair.

They don't talk. They sit. Ben cries and pokes at his wounds and keeps crying about how he got brought home by the cops. It's a thing-and-a-half.

Eventually, Ben stops crying and just, laughs. Because he got brought home by the cops and went to the same bar six times and barley remembers his name, and it's not funny but it is.

His laughter is hallow though. Empty. And it sounds maniacal.

Klaus feels like crying and tries to get Ben to got upstairs and sleep. But Ben keeps on insisting he wants a smoke. Changes the subject a million and one times.

Klaus has tried anger and kindness and exasperation. But it's not working, so he just, sits there, next to Ben.

Ben pushes him off whenever Klaus tries to comfort. Ben talks too loudly to even be considered sober.

And quietly, Klaus says that maybe Ben needs help. And Ben lets out a harsh laugh and says: "No shit I need help. I actually...I've been thinking about it."

Klaus knows Ben won't remember saying this. That he'll get up and start drinking again. But there's...a glimmer of hope. He has a glimmer of hope that maybe, maybe Ben'll be okay.

So Klaus listens to the birds chirp and sees the sun rise through his window, and he thinks about everything.

Klaus has hope; he won't let that go. Not yet.

based on a meme created by Justin Min:))

I really love this series! And I’m REALLY looking forward to the second season!!!