It’s Funny To Me That Catgirls Have A Reputation For Being Aloof. If You Handle A Kitten Right It Becomes

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

There is no greater distance than the gap between what cishet guys find sexy about trans women versus what I find attractive in trans women.

i dont care if that tgirl is seven feet tall. you have to make her feel like a pretty little princess. and fuck her like one too.

her dick may just be two inches max and perpetually flaccid but she still makes me moan like a dog in heat so idrc about that.

Tgirl bringing another cute tgirl home and introducing her to all of her plushies

Except her plushies are just more tgirls tied up on her bed

You agree brelog this posr

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

#the antiboner pills my beloved

Estrogen is lit as fuck I love cumming so hard I almost fall off the couch, they should sell this in gas stations next to the boner pills

fuck the trust fall exercise, being perverts with your friends does a better job at strengthening bonds