The World’s General Intolerance For Mulder Is Either A Devastating Plot Point Or Comedy Gold

i walk into a room & several people yell "trigger warning: f slur!"

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them

like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god

me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit

CP COMPANY 1982  IDEAS FROM MASSIMO OSTI

i love the x files

*voice echoing through the subterranean caverns and halls of the catacombs* whatever man. are we gonna kiss or not.

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

kinda gay for a man to sit with his legs far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?