Roachesandroaches - Untitled

Oh you're mad at me for yelling a naughty word really loudly in a public dollar store? Well what If I killed someone? You'd be pretty at me if I did that too right? But I didn't and you're mad at me anyway just for yelling something naughty and I didn't kill anyone and I get the same treatment? Seems like a double standard and an over reaction

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*

i don’t like getting hatecrimed over the phone so when i’m at work and old men ask if i have a husband i just say yes and make up a new guy. today someone said “i bet you keep your husband in line with an attitude like that” and i just said “yes he’s so scared of me”

i love the x files