Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wright and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with sharp spikes and pointed tips that reaches a few inches behind me and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Naruhodo Ryunosuke (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mia Fey but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm French but my lungs are healthy and cancer-free. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Fey and Co in Japainfornia where I'm a junior partner (I'm twenty four). I'm a Sonic kin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lordly Tailor and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue suit with my attorney's badge and blue pants, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Fey and Co. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prosecutors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
real question to all of my fellow book reading people. how do you guys mark your place? do you use a bookmark, dog ear, memorize the page #, or a secret other thing???? 📚
gonna be real here: we need MORE quarter life crisis!Chuuya in that outfit!!! Helicopter scene, but he is dressed like that. Scene where he breaks in to Ango in Dead Apple, but he's dressed like that. Vampire!Chuuya bursting into prison, but he's still wearing these clothes; expect here plot gets derailed, because both Dostoevsky and Gogol cannot take the sight of it and start judging his fashion choices. They either get dressed the same right after or get him a new attaire first.
Alskdjfj thank you for requesting this anon, I love quarter life crisis Chuuya—(For anyone who’s new to this AU, it’s this thing I drew a bit ago)
Helicopter scene:
Prison breakout (I can’t imagine Fyodor would be pleased lol):
Dead Apple (plus a bonus because oh my gosh the mental image of Chuuya going through the entire movie like this, HELP):
yusuke is just like me fr
bro imagine you are fukuzawa and your Son comes in hand in hand with the weird racoon boy that you swear was your enemy like,, a week ago and says 'we are dating' and ur like okay! sure i can let that slide since we did kinda, sorta defeated the Guild, but then your agency doctor goes 'yeah i kiss that redhead mafia executive good morning AND good night every day" and you just gotta smile and move along bc okay okay she was originally from there okay, sure. but THEN dazai "kunikida shoot him on sight if he becomes even slightly more goofy and silly than he is now" osamu struts in with a ring and its like 'yeah so abt that Other redhead executive- ' and as you are writing your vacation notice your anxiety personified, wet cat of an employee walks into your office all shaking and goes 'i gotta tell you something but dont be mad and could you maybe please please hear me out please -'
maybe don’t hire Martin
bonus:
Zak Gramarye would in fact have sold his step-son to the Gavinners
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