This is funny 😭
Feet together, thighs apart,
The collarbones are where we start.
Count the ribs and feel the hips,
That' s what makes us skinny, bitch
"u have to eat" stop peer pressuring me bro
Here is what I ate/drank today:
Breakfast : I was actually f4sting, but had a pocket Coffee , cause black coffee taste like ass : 75 calories
Lunch : nothing
Snack : Cola Zero : 0 calories
Dinner : stirred tofu-bowl with rice : 327 calories
Snack : 5 teaspoons of protein chocolate pudding : 21 calories
Total calories : 423
Protein : 22.6 g
Carbs : 25 g
Fat : 17.7 g
Fiber : 3 g
This is so cute🥹
let’s try this 12 day inspired disney princess an4 diet🎀🫧
1. Snow White🍎❄️ today you’ll feel magically full by eating 1 red apple and 1 green apple before 6pm
2. The little mermaid🧜♀️🎀 she’s the ‘little’ mermaid for a reason, we will enjoy drinking a looot of water, and zero sugar/diet sodas
3. Cinderella🫧👸🏼today we will fuel our bodies with no more than 500cals, but careful, before 12:00 in the morning
4. Sleeping Beauty🎀🩰 3 bites of whatever food you want 2 times a day
5. Belle🌼📚 fifth day already!!! good job we’re almost halfway there! today you’ll eat 450 calories, and drink tea when you feel hunger
6. Jasmine🩵🧞♀️yummy! fruits and veggies all day, no more than 500 calories tho^^
7. Pocahontas🌞🪵 raw food only!! 400 calories will be the perfect amount for today
8. Mulan🗡️🦢 Green health tea for breakfast and dinner, and for lunch a cup of white delicious rice
9. Tiana🐸👸🏾 green foods only, a maximum of 600 calories
10. Rapunzel🦎🪻one teaspoon of raw honey in the morning as her long shiny hair for energy, 300 calories without counting the honey
11. Merida👩🏼🦰🏹 450 calories
12. Alice🃏🦋 tea right when you wake up, and 300 calories during the day
Ana is always watching^^
Me too, but shhhhh🤫
I need someone to tie me up to my bed and I don’t mean in a k!nky way.
I just don’t want to go to the kitchen again 😭
Guys im alive actually
I just had a panic attack because of this.
I hate that I open Tumblr multiple times a day and have to be scared that my account and all my moots might be gone. Like just leave us alone in our little bubble 😕
Please please please please please please please
I want this really bad!!!
Thin$p0 / Bone$p0 /D3ath$p0
know the difference
I fear I wake up tomorrow and my account get banned again!