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This is funny 😭

Feet together, thighs apart,

The collarbones are where we start.

Count the ribs and feel the hips,

That' s what makes us skinny, bitch

⭐️ve or be fat, chose your struggle.

I need to just stop eating entirely.

my 3d dream shopping list + calories !!

(receives random updates & open to low-cal recomendations)

fruits & vegetables

strawberries (33 cal per 100g)

blueberries (57 cal per 100g)

cucumbers (14.7 cal per 100g)

carrots (41 cal per 100g)

tomatos (19 cal per 100g)

green beans (31 cal per 100g)

snow-peas (42 cal per 100g)

iceberg lettuce (14 cal per 100g)

bok-choy (17 cal per 100g)

broccoli (34 cal per 100g)

spring-onion (32 cal per 100g)

dragon-fruit (50/60 cal per 100g)

oranges (47 cal per 100g)

plums (46 cal per 100g)

savoury foods/ingredients

konjac noodles (11 cal per 100g)

low-sodium soy sauce (9-10 cal per 15ml)

tinned tuna (69 cal per can)

low-cal sweet chilli sauce (26 cal per 15ml)

low-fat unsweetened greek yoghurt (60-80 cal per 100g)

rice cakes (35 cal per rice-cake)

small rice paper sheets (20 cal per sheet)

brown rice (111 cal per 100g (cooked weight))

eggs (78 cal per egg)

sweet foods/ingredients

quest bars (180-200 cal per bar)

konjac jellies (5-7 cal per tube)

halo-top ice-cream (110-140 cal per tub)

equal spoonful sweetener powder (1.9cal per 1.5g/1 tsp)

wicked sister high protein banana pudding (167cal per tub)

drinks

diet coke (1.6 cal per can)

sugar-free redbull (7 cal per can)

sugar-free berry redbull (15 cal per can)

monster peachy keen (13 cal per can)

monster rosa (14 cal per can)

monster strawberry dreams (11 cal per can)

monster white ultra (14 cal per can)

monster gold ultra (10 cal per can)

instant coffee (2 cal per 100g)

unsweetened almond milk (40 cal per 240ml)

avalanche 99% sugar free chai (38 cal per pack)

My favorite Hobby is finding new obsessions every six months.

I remember about a year ago I watched the Big Bang series and was super into science.

Started watching Neil deGrasse Tyson, Hawking and Brian Cox videos.

Even bought one of Hawking’s books, which I read probably 20 pages of and had to google words and stuff every other page.

I even decided I wanted to study Physics in college. I should really be stopped.

it's a GOOD THING I'm not an emotional eater ha ha... that would REALLY suck ha ha...

(the world is collapsing around me and I can't do anything about it!)

vision goes blurry sometimes, dizzy often (even when sat down), legs weak, energy down. hello honeymoon, I missed you <3

I’m so tired of fake smiles and happiness. Plastic emotions and friendliness, when in fact I am so empty inside.

I’m tired of saying I’m fine, when I haven’t felt fine in such a long time. I hate to lie, but what I hate more is, being a pussy and being that one depressing friend or family member. And I hate, that I am such a people pleaser, always trying to make everyone happy except myself.

I despise myself and I am for once fine with that, but I just want to be left alone while I do that.