Her: You Gotta Be Trapped In A Timeloop If You Think We Fuckin! My Dumb Ass:

well?

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

oh pickled dead thing in a jar of formaldehyde we're really in it now...

the first ethical manipulative girlfriend has just convinced you that you've always had a passion for staying alive and have a mental illness that made you think otherwise

thinking about two jestergirls passionately making out

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

she transgendered transgenderly down the stairs

kissing you on the forehead