AO3Just a bisexual with too much time on his hands

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3 months ago

sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?

3 months ago

I love this because I'm sure "Pan Tedeusz" is probably a piece of media I'm unaware of but I know a priest who was called that as well and it's pretty funny to me to think of it that way

Since It’s Valentine’s Day, Here’s My Humble Take On Period Drama Soapghost By Amazing @valiants

Since it’s Valentine’s Day, here’s my humble take on Period Drama Soapghost by amazing @valiants

BUT if they lived in Poland in 1811 (yes it is „Pan Tadeusz” reference)

3 months ago

Economy is so bad we're fantasising about having someone love us for our savings 😭😭

I think price gets a huge heart boner when he watches you act all thrifty when it comes to shopping

‘bloody cost of living’ he’s thinking when you’re at the checkout, watching the price of the weekly food shop rack up with every item scanned by the cashier. you don’t seem phased whatsoever, is this always what it costs when you come shopping?

john’s snapped out of this thoughts by you making a grabby hand gesture at him, asking for your purse. he trues to protest but you just roll your eyes and grab it yourself. he watches you pull out a stack of vouchers, passing them over to the cashier. his heart rate slows considerably when he watches the pounds drop like flies, it nearly bursts out his chest again though when looks over at you to see you beeming with pride, happy with your savings

he’ll see you eyeing up a nice item of clothing next, flinching when you flip the price tag over. he furrows his brow when you walk back over to him, without the clothes

‘I’ll buy it, dove. don’t stress about the price.’ he says, reaching to grab it but you intercept his hand before he can, shaking your head

‘that top was in style twenty years ago, the charity shops down the road will have a similar one for pennies, john.’

he doesn’t have faith but you prove him wrong within the hour. it’s obviously not the same but it’s actually better quality than the one you originally saw. besides, you also managed to find two pairs of trousers, a dress, some shoes, and a bag for what you said was half the price of the original top

‘clever girl’ he hums, pressing a kiss to the side of your head as you tap his card and put his wallet back in your bag

he has no problem spending money on you whatsoever, but he adores how considerate you are of his finances. the smile on your face when the planning pays off. he’ll find another way to spend that money on you though, buying you the designer item you’ve been trying to thrift forever because of the price but you just can’t find anywhere :)


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3 months ago

oh my god this buffoon

Oh My God This Buffoon

what an idiot. No one can draw him quite as stupid as this. It's so beautiful

Misunderstandings Part 4

Misunderstandings part 4


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3 months ago

Yall haven't seen Scottish men. That is Soap's average winter fit.

average summer Soap fit

Average Summer Soap Fit
4 months ago

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 


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6 months ago
Him

Him <3

Tag Your Traumatized Man Comfort Character

tag your traumatized man comfort character

6 months ago

Canon

Ghost tries denying to Price that he and soap have something going on between them but he does so by comparing it to Nik and Price’s relationship, unaware that they are literally engaged

6 months ago
I Feel Like Not Enough People Talk About How Fiddleford Got Eaten By A Dinosaur And Ate His Way Out.

I feel like not enough people talk about how Fiddleford got eaten by a dinosaur and ate his way out. because what.


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6 months ago

SOAP'S FACE

row-theboat - Emmy
row-theboat - Emmy
6 months ago

Wolfshifter!Soap who became a demolition expert because he could sniff out the bombs.

Wolfshifter!Soap who grows more body hair during winter and has to invest in high quality razors.

Wolfshifter!Soap who views the 141 as his pack and is fiercely loyal to them.

Wolfshifter!Soap who is very protective of his partner.

Wolfshifter!Soap who's wolf form is incredibly cuddly and physically affectionate.

Wolfshifter!Soap whose family is a very close-knitted pack.

Wolfshifter!Soap who doesn't like dogs because he knows they smell the wolf on him.

Wolfshifter!Soap who wears his mic like a collar as a subtle way of representing his canine.


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7 months ago

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

7 months ago
Oh Noooo Their Shirts Shrank In The Wash Haha.. Damn That Sucks Haha .. 👁️👁️
Oh Noooo Their Shirts Shrank In The Wash Haha.. Damn That Sucks Haha .. 👁️👁️

oh noooo their shirts shrank in the wash haha.. damn that sucks haha .. 👁️👁️

7 months ago

okay but how chaotic would the guys be going ghost hunting

Soap would be so fucking m insufferable

“THERES ONE RIGHT NOW!” whilst shoving the camera in Simon’s face

“your spirit is about to join this place Johnny”

7 months ago

i absolutely adore your art. you capture the true, chaotic essence of 141 and i have yet to see anyone else do that. Keep doing what youre doing because its amazing !!!

:D thank you I love drawing the 141. Im glad you like it because I’m going to continue with this for a while longer. I’m also open to suggestions

7 months ago
Simon And The Animals
Simon And The Animals
Simon And The Animals
Simon And The Animals

Simon and the animals

7 months ago
Something Something Keep It Tactical Sergeant (he Will Not)

something something keep it tactical sergeant (he will not)

7 months ago
Self-care (part 2)
Self-care (part 2)
Self-care (part 2)
Self-care (part 2)

Self-care (part 2)

7 months ago
Dead Of Night

dead of night

7 months ago

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

9 months ago

If you're still taking requests can you draw Shane glaring over the rim of his beer glass at that stupid sexy farmer that won't leave him alone? 😂 Thanks! 💖

give him a break he is CONFUSED OKAY?! Thank you so much for the request!! Had a ton of fan working on this one, probably one of my favorite shane's art so far!! Also tooke the chance to explore a bit with my artstyle <3

If You're Still Taking Requests Can You Draw Shane Glaring Over The Rim Of His Beer Glass At That Stupid
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