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Okay one funny thing I think about often is way back when.

When I was first getting into WH40K, the one "friend" who was trying to get me into it kept saying how "complicated the lore was" and "there's still alot we don't know"

So I got excited and dove in, and well, I won't say he was wrong, but.... I was a fnaf fan since the beginning of that franchise, and it's not even close.

Like, sure, I'm not arguing that 40k isn't complicated, but I think a more apt term would be it's very layered.

But FNAF level? Bitch please.

Cause the thing with 40k is sure there have been retcons and like some mystery. And if I had met this guy and i was getting into it way back in like 3rd/4th edition, sure. But I started getting into 40k around mid to late 9th edition(i think april 22 ish). When most of the story had been solidified.

But where 40k only gets more and more concise if not a little to much explanation. FNAF has and is currently only gotten worse at knowing the true story.

40k retcons were to clear up some older misconceptions/introduce new story routes but FNAF? Nope! Each rectcon somehow both validated and invalidated the previous loose ends.

But an even more glaring issue. The expansion into their other mediums.

40k is (for the most part) consistent across its books, games, tabletop, and movie/TV series

FNAF is completely different based on what medium you choose to consume. The games? Muddled lore, you spend hours picking out of the background audio while Freddy and friends try to eat u. And sometimes (not so much anymore), but u used to have to dig into the official Scott games website code to know context for certain things happening in/between the games.

The books? (Which ones?) The og trilogy followed a completely different protagonist and story(still good mind you total recommend) or the Fazbear Frights book series where it's more akin to "tales from the crypt" or a FNAF Goosebumps spin off. With some loose through lines. (Tales at the pizzaplex is included in this description)

The movie? Fuck you. completely rewrites the dynamic between the protagonist whose supposed to be the antagonists son and says fuck you to alot of the og compelling lore.( I still loved the movie don't get me wrong, the practical effects: lovely, the casting: perfect, the cinematography: very tight and well done. The story: dog shit)

I think the fundamental difference between the two franchises (besides age) is the creator(s) intent on making them.

On one hand you have one that's money grubbing and has a love hate relationship with their fanbase and the other is Scott Fucking Cawtthon. (And in light of not so recent events, fuck Scott)

My gods, he would be utterly destroyed.

ESPECIALLY if it was in some way his fault. I don't doubt for a second that he'd be utterly suicidal.

I mean, even if he didn't fully go through with it, he'd be a shell. Everything he'd do would be half-hearted. If he even left his quarters, he'd be a mannequin. Ferrus would try to sit with him but wouldn't get anywhere.

At least, that's how I think he'd react pre heresy.

Fulgrim fans!

Theoretically, how would our boy react to accidentally/being tricked into killing his entire legion. Every single one of his sons. Dead. Because he was mislead.

Pre-Heresy Fulgrim, of course, but won't mind reading how would other versions of him react.

@moociaoafterdark tada!!!

Sorry it took a little longer than I wanted, depression a bitch!

But to cope, I made these lovely feral ladies!!!

Aren't they just tasty? 😋

Fuckin Rad! I especially love her first look!

That tux? très magnifique!!!

My Lord Inquisitor girl, Bianca Orso! Ideally, she would be also wearing a polar bear pelt, as her name literally translates to "white bear", lol.

She is 146 years old, but looks about in her 40s thanks to the rejuvenation treatment. She is a daughter of a Rogue Trader (father) and a Commissar (mother), however, both of her parents fell during the battle against an Ork invasion. Bianca keeps contact with her father's side of the family, but, usually, mostly for business, as she has no desire to become a Rogue Trader. She is, however, close with her maternal aunt, who is part of the Ecclesiarchy.

You may be thinking right now "Wait, Moociao, she kinda looks like how you draw Big E, but with boobs! Are they connected?". And to that I say: no! Literally just a coincidence she looks like Big E, but with boobs, her parents are in no way connected to the man on the Golden Throne. Malcador's spirit is still giving Big E a stink eye.

How I like to think FNAF Golden duo works,,

Okay, so I used to write short horror/Gothic/scifi stories (which I might post here soon), but anyway, I just thought of a story concept and I need to know if it sounds atleast somewhat interesting.

(A very rough and audhd concept i know needs polishing)

So, the main character is a test tube baby made specifically to be better than regular man through both some light cybernetics and genetic mutation. However, her parents try to raise her normal for a time. She reached young adulthood and was too sheltered that when she goes out into the loud scary world, she's overwhelmed and is having a hard time coping.

Suddenly an alien crashes in front of her/maybe it's just eating her trash, and she thinks it's a wild animal at first only knowing from TV and stories. So when she sees this 8 foot tall fleshy carapace bug humanoid thing she treats it kindly and feeds it. Soon she discovers it can change its form(I definitely wanna make it a visceral and graphic transformation, think animorfs but bloodier) she still can't do human speech but does learn sign language.

It's eventually revealed that The alien (I think I'm gonna call her Mixy) is on the run and hiding from the Mi-go (They are possibly my favourite sci-fi race, and they are public domain!) So now they both have to stay hidden and fight these highly advanced and decently intelligent xenos.

Only for the MC (I can't really think of a name, open to suggestions) to find out that she and her alien love interest arent so different in origin (yes, I had to make it gay! Sue me!)

Well? What do you, someone who totally read this far down, think? Should I pursue it further? Or does it sound too crazy? I'm open to suggestions! 😊

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

We had an unbelievably shit day that left us in tears, bawling my eyes out. Then I saw ur post and tried drawing it to cheer myself up. Hope u like it

Consider the following: Carnívora titties on primarchs.

I used the order carnívora for this because well...wolves and lions are under that order but after that they branch out, I could've used "mammalian" but humans are mammals so....

Look, all I'm getting here is that either leman or lion (choose your pick) should have six rows of nipples that are all heavy with milk. Sore and tender. Oversensitive to the slightest breeze of fabric with every touch being a sensitive overload.

I swear I'm not slaneshi tainted, my time obsessing about ultramoorines and the possibility of them having udders that are bulging thanks to the human industrial need.

Good grief it's late at night to ponder this blushing heresy....

THIS!!! THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR!!!!

A fair argument, a good supporting evidence, and a perspective I had not thought of prior!

And also sorry I can't spell!!!! Like at all!! Sorry

This is to go with my other post where I gave my shpeal on why Morty works so much better as a woman.

I didn't wanna add this to it/reblog it with this because that post was too long already, and the other post was more about how there should be more primarch moms.(adopted mothers of the scattered primarchs)

And this one is:

Which Primarchs work better as women/femme:

Putrabo

Konrad Curze

Mortarion

Jagathai Khan

Magnus

Leman Russ

Okay, now explanations (warning this is gonna be looonggg)

Also, this is just my opinion. Please feel free to change and argue why!!! I love in-depth literary analysis and debate!

So, fist off after that, yes, I feel a majority of the traitors would make more sense as women, specifically their storylines, seem to work well with women leads. And would offer a more nuanced reading. (Also, this would totally piss off those fucking anti-woke chuds)

- Perturabo(Petra)- I could have also made dorn fem but I like the extra dichotomy their relationship is given as a brother sister dynamic. Both are different sides of the same coin. Even more so.

She would also be underestimated and compared to her shining golden brother. Her hate is that of women just as qualified for a job getting skipped over for an equally qualified man. (Yes, I know Putrabo's made to know how to tear things down where Dorn is made to fortify. But again, it's allegorical, that extra layer)

-Konrad (Kassandra)- she'd be such a Bipolar queen. Okay, done... nah, I got a little more.

So I feel not much is different until u reach that adult phase, more so than the others. Her madness and lunacy are painted much worse, but she's still on business. She despises her father(Emps) but does as she says. She's the freaky screwed up daughter (very Jinx-like) where Sanguinia is the perfect daddy's girl, and it makes Kass sick.

Mortarion(Morticia)- please see previous post

Jagathai Kahn(Khutulun) - okay, little out of left field, and truthfully, I don't know enough about the cannon warhawk to justify saying that a fem Warhawk is "better" but I wanted at least one othe loyalist fem primarch. Also, this lets me keep the yuricest between her and Magnolia (Magnus)

Magnus (Magnolia)- speaking of the red cyclops, I think having the biggest primarch be fem is just phenomenal, also it adds a woman confidently attempting to uptain more understanding of the universe as a whole, being very scientific in her approach only to be called sorceress/witch in the persuit of knowledge. And in the end, only to be driven mad trying to get even the smallest bit of control.

(Also, as mentioned above, a huge bonus of it keeps my Khan x Magnus ship gay and better, yuri)

-Leman Russ(Freya) OK, so I feel Feya works better than her male counterpart only because it would be almost poetic. Having her raised by a mother wolf and so she takes that role over for her sons(legion).

Again, these are just my opinions, so if u disagree, that's totally fine! 😊 I love sparking discussions and seeing where other people's heads are at.

And sorry if this isn't really coherent. I'm kinda writing this sleep deprived and starving. 😅

Imma make ramen now 😆 🤣