When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right
Mason: I’ve got a headache and Google says that I’m going to die.
Woods: Why is Google sending you death threats for having a headache?
aw man thanks
i was only in the group chat for less than 24 hours but i met some of the greatest people omg @angelwritesstuffs @sad-mcdonalds-toy @adlers-heart @toridorii @basicwhiteasian @cerezi @its-crank-time @mishka-rose1987
i’m sorry if this weird but like?? i would take a bullet for you guys, ilysm 👉👈 i’m sorry if i missed anyone! i love you just the same
Me: I need to make more Woods content, god I love him so much.
My brain: peepeepoopoo Adler supreme.
Sims: Merry Christmas everyone!
Bell: With the way this year is going, it’s more like Merry Crisis.
Lazar: *chokes on air*
Park: *glares*
Woods: *appaled*
Mason: *dying inside*
Hudson: *disappointed in everyone*
Adler: You know, you’re not wrong.
(please don’t kill me}
“I’m a goddamn onion, Mason.”
Alex and Frank bickering like an old married couple is all I ever needed.
Interesting
Help🤤
And have like 25 missing assignments
Poor bell D:
Bell: [picks up a document signed by Adler] Russell E. Adler? What's your middle name?
Adler: Edward.
Bell: No, that can't be it. Let me guess. Elliott?
Adler:
Bell: Emilio?
Adler:
Bell: Elmo.
Adler:
Bell: Esteban Juilio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?
Adler: what
Woods with a water gun spraying the melted cutting board: We gotta cool this bitch down. This is why we don’t put plastic in the oven, bell.
Bell laughing trying to hide embarrassment: I-I’m sorry.
Park: So you put the cutting board in the oven?
Adler: You fucking dumbass! Oh my god! We we’re just trying to make fucking chicken Alfredo! So you fucking melt the cutting board in the oven?! At 400 fucking degrees?!
Mason: [slides $10 to a bartender] I'll have the usual.
Bartender: [gives him a hug]
Woods: Uh oh! Someone's under the mistletoe!
Raccoon he's cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily]
“Yumyumyumyumyum…”
in the wake of yet another black person being murdered by police, here’s a list of relevant fundraisers and organizations that could use your support right now.
this is specifically a call to action for fellow white people. if you’re white and you’re in any way able to, donate.
George Floyd’s memorial fund
Minnesota Freedom Fund: “We value a society that values its people, their freedom and recognizes their contribution to the greater good. A society that does not condition pretrial freedom on class or identity, that has ended mass incarceration, and that invests in restorative and transformative justice.”
Black Visions Collective, an org that strives to “shape a political home for Black people across Minnesota. We aim to center our work in healing and transformative justice principles, intentionally develop our organizations core DNA to ensure sustainability, and develop Minnesota’s emerging Black leadership to lead powerful campaigns.”
Reclaim the Block, which “organizes Minneapolis community and city council members to move money from the police department into other areas of the city’s budget that truly promote community health and safety. We believe health, safety and resiliency exist without police of any kind. We organize around policies that strengthen community-led safety initiatives and reduce reliance on police departments.”
Black Lives Matter National
The most recent May update for Team Fortress 2 has added a tribute to the late voice actor for the Soldier. Rick May was born on September 21, 1940, providing many voices and roles for live action & voice work alike. In addition, he was an educator for Seattle Rekindle School for acting. Sadly, Rick May passed on April 14th, 2020 at the age of 79, after battling a stroke and COVID-19.
When launched, the main menu contains the Soldier idle pose, along with “Saluting the Fallen” which is a rendition of “Taps”, a United States military bugle call, composed by Mike Morasky. Additionally, prominent maps have been edited to add a bronze statue of the Soldier to memorialize Rick May, complete with a monument that reads the following Soldier quote:
“That was a hell of a campaign, son!”
When you go near the statues and smack them, a voice line from the Soldier plays from the memorial, such as a quote insulting your hat.
Additionally, Robin Atkin Downes has uploaded a video per request of his fans to voice act as his roles Kaz from the Metal Gear series, as well as Medic from TF2.
In said video, Kaz explains to Snake through a transmission that in such uncertain times, he hopes Snake is doing well, and also says he’s found a video from a Medic teaching how to wash hands properly during the COVID-19 epidemic, which he’ll upload for Snake.
This video of Medic is indeed of Medic teaching everyone haphazardly (in true loss of medical license fashion) how to wash your hands in a comedy skit. Included amidst this is a brief but in-character tribute to Rick May in the form of a portrait of Soldier that Medic notices and pays brief but solemn respects to, before continuing his lesson enthusiastically:
“Oh, Soldier…you will be missed. May peace be with you and your family, mein freund.”
For the full Team Fortress 2 update patch notes, look on the official website here: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=61036
You can read more on Rick May from Rekindle School’s memorium here: https://www.classesandworkshops.com/in-memory-of-rick-may/
"Ohh, America. It is the place I am from. All the time."
I love this.
I cried all night and couldn’t sleep normally because of this news. Yes, we lost one of our team, but he will always be with us. He is forever in our hearts, maggots! He will always be with us in the form of our beloved Soldier. (I started to cry again while writing this)
You were good, maggot...💔
With an extensive acting profile ranging from our familiar American patriot Soldier from Team Fortress 2, to Peppy and Andross from Star Fox, Rick May was a seasoned veteran of voice acting who has left this world today.
A post from Larry Albert on Facebook was crossposted by the Sniper’s voice actor from TF2, John Patrick Lowrie. Albert, a close friend of May, shares some personal words about May in his memorium post:
Rick May was a force of nature, a pain in the ass sometimes but never to the point where I would not use him again and again. We were working friends, colleagues and buddies. Hopefully there will be those who will speak of his years in the theater, as a teacher, a director and voice talent, of his one-man show as Teddy Roosevelt. I knew the man who asked me if I could get him a copy of an old Republic Studios serial cliffhanger “The Phantom Rider” if he got me an autograph from his friend Ty Hardin from the old “Bronco” TV series.
I knew the man who along with Frank Buxton and David Selvig stood and applauded my daughter Andee when I introduced her to the audience at the Kirkland Performance Center for what would be her first appearance as a professional actor. I knew the man who was always encouraging when I had my bout with cancer. I knew the man whose passing leaves a huge hole in my heart and I believe so many others. I wish you strength Diana.
Rick I wish for you to know eternal peace. Goodbye buddy, I’m gonna miss the hell out of you.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/johnpatricklowrie/posts/3695585787179521
May you rest in peace, Rick May, and thank you for your contributions to this world. We wish his family and friends well and offer our condolences.
Bloodhound: Sometimes, people ask me how I manage Octavio and Elliott so easily.
Bloodhound: The answer is, I don't.
Bloodhound: Yesterday Elliott called me into the living room and when I got there, Octavio shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.
"God dam' it I burnt my hotdogs"
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unbelievable super cool outrageous and amazing