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Me whenever I start the game
(I get tf down to the theme )
please credit me if u repost elsewhere for I am a mere peasant
Pathfinder, trying to open a jar: Shitty ass lid!
Bloodhound: [looks at Revenant]
Bloodhound: I wonder where he got that from.
Revenant: The fucking fridge.
Pathfinder, trying to open a jar: Shitty ass lid!
Bloodhound: [looks at Revenant]
Bloodhound: I wonder where he got that from.
Revenant: The fucking fridge.
Got this vid on my FYP and couldnt not share it here
Revenant, who stabbed Octane 23 times: wtf how aren’t you dead
Octane: bro we’re in the living room
EXCUSE ME HE HAS ANOTHER NAME??
EXCUSE ME HE HAS ANOTHER NAME??
Him tiny
Bangalore: Alright, what's your primary weapons?
Mirage: Wingman.
Octane: Peacekeeper.
Mirage: [Snorts].
Bangalore: You sure about that, Silva?
Octane: Yep!
Mirage the moment Revenant joins the games:
I’LL KRUMP WITH YA, SWEETIE PIE
Wrench: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?
Wrench: I want to make him a God. Once he’s free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He’ll take care of us.
Wrench: Also, I wanna softhack his circuits.
Josh: I literally could not care less, but never say something as frightening as that ever again.
Hneh
roast him, saint-14.
This fucking video killed me
Warlock Crypto and Hunter Mirage
One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.
Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.
This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.
Just the yeehaw
GUARANTEED
Mirage when solo and killed the champion : Mood
when the seasonal depression hits you around the holidays but you’re still trying to enjoy yourself
Which Mirage are you vibing with today boiz
Someone datamined new Mirage voicelines for the new event, AND YOU MUST HEAR THEM!!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WATCH THIS VIDEO
So the new lore huh