She/Her, Slytherin, can't focus on one thing, loves morally gray characters, likes bl way too much, all signs lead to it
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Latest Posts by sadcharactersrmykryptonite - Page 2
WOAAHHH SK8 OVA CONFIRMED!!!!
MARK UR CALENDARS FOR MARCH 19TH 2025
we did it! we beat the yuri on ice allegations!!
i've never felt more like part of a family when i check to see if ao3 is down, and see how we all gnaw at the bars of our enclosure
Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
actual best thing in the apothecary diaries is maomao and jinshi thinking their relationship would be so impossible because of status while the literal emperor and empress of their country actively want them to be together
Maomao is living the dream of being the smartest person in the room, being in a political situation in wich you dont have enough power to have responsabilities but also you are powerful enough so people let you do wethever you want, girl with big tiddies love her, a pathetic man that looks like a girl is in love with her, she wears cute outfits time to time, she helps other women, she even has a cat now.
Maomao the character you are
maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10
i think it's funny that some people would use maomao as an example of a 'strong female lead' to put down other shojo girls who are traditionally more girlish and feminine and emotionally sensitive (or 'crybabies') as if maomao wouldn't be the first one to jump into their defense if they're in the same universe. maomao is literally the most girls' girl, empathetic, understanding girl you'll ever see and she'll hate you for putting other fmcs down to lift her up
like. how do you like maomao bcs you're supposedly a feminist but you hate like a man??
the suffering never ends
super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:
copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook
if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things
state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy
ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?
make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]
just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”
just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”
just stick a meme in there
honestly who cares
just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden
i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane
To understand the relationship dynamics all you really need to know is that when Kant and Style showed up in prison to teach classes, Bison was overjoyed and incredibly surprised to see Kant meanwhile, Fadel saw it coming a mile back and was just thankful that Style got in legally instead of by robbing a bank
Sooo this happened on tiktok
And the comments are gold
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HIGH TIME - Part 1
A DabiHawks fancomic by TheGreatAnso
SFW - hurt/comfort - happy ending
• New parts coming out every Sunday!
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Hey everyone !!!
I haven’t posted anything in a while because I’ve been working on this fan-comic project for months now !
I’ve started to work on the first pages at the end of April and I’m still not done ! For now, we're at +30 pages, but I think there will be more....
A new part will come out every Sunday, so stay tuned 💖 See you next week 💟
I depend emotionally on too many homosexual pairings and that's both the most beautiful and destructive trait of my personality.
The answer I really want from episode 11: Where did Fadel and Style stash Nont? My poor guy is confused, and he's never been kidnapped and used as leverage before; they better have left him snacks and a nice blanket.
Style sobbing, Kant telling him it's going to be okay...
With the sequence of Fadel and Bison going through processing...
I can't!!!
I am not okay.
The Heart Killers | Episode 11
This is where I lost it besties. 😢
Just Fadel and his single tear.
GMMTV really handed me two attractive women who could have me killed and expected me to root for the men?!
Fuck those men!
I'll kill those men myself, so I can get all the attention for these ladies!
She forgot she had children