Writing? Oh, I’m Definitely Writing. In My Head. During The Most Inconvenient Times. Like In The Shower

just the weasley twins

random thought I don't know if someone's already thought of this; they may have but like

when george looks in the mirror does he see his reflection or fred's, staring right back at him? does he even look in the mirror anymore?

how does he feel about seeing fred's reflection rather than his own?

Reid: If you drink a lava lamp, would you die?

Hotch: Yes.

Reid: But how fast?

Hotch: …Spencer, no.

guys omg

remember that scene in one of the later seasons where JJ asks Reid what he'd be if he wasn't an FBI agent? .......cowboy reid. don't worry it's officially on my list

girls will say "this is my comfort show" and it's literally a youtube playlist called "matthew gray gubler: the unauthorized documentary"

THE CM TEASER TRAILER??

like what no you can't tease me like that, no protection no aftercare no nothing ?? jj is going to be fine jemily is endgame, spencer will come back, did I mention jemily is endgame, and everything will be fine

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

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blog basis: main blog, so all sorts of things will be on here!

what to expect: possible rants, criminal minds posts, multifandom posts, music suggestions, random thoughts, (hopefully) funny posts, art!

format: browns, dark reds, beige, darker browns, black!

shows: house md, criminal minds, friends, dear white people, b99, the queens gambit, gossip girl, cunk on earth!

books: god I haven't read any paperbacks in ages. tvd (pls no judgements), pjo, i'm writing a book!, skulduggery pleasant, ALL JODI PICOULT BOOKS SHE IS INCREDIBLE!

personality: imagine three chipmunks in a trench coat. a lot of them, all of which have chewed lightbulbs and are high on caffeine, unknowing to the outside social world. that is me!

rice purity score: 83...virginity is a social construct!

songs: too many to count but the one i can think of right now would be 'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer!

study field aspirations and ambitions: psychology/criminology. ironic i know!

things i like: spencer reid, trinkets, pinterest, thrifting, gum, headphones/earplugs, music, intellectual conversations, infodumping, rings, did i mention spencer reid...

favourite criminal minds episode: 'the lesson' cliche ik but it creeped me out the most of any episode. that comes first, then the episodes with the twins because what the fuck!

things i do NOT enjoy: having chipped nails, unevenly lined up desks, losing things, joint aches, seasonal depression, dog-eared book pages, sociopaths and loud noises!

philosophy i believe in: multiverse theory, call me crazy but go ask quantum computing over there!

mbti: ENTP fav food: sushi, basic ik but i will never not love sushi!

random fact: octopus have just over 500 million brain neurons, so this makes them incredibly intelligent. they can solve some puzzles and occasionally use human tools as well! spirit animals: an echidna. also the three chipmunks in a trench coat I mentioned before.

brief summary: i like a bunch of stuff and that's all i can compile right now! (i'm cool i promise)

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lyrics:

Two lovers entwined pass me by But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?

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-a.

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

*Carefully cracks the lid on the jar of ao3 authors, throws some glow sticks in as an offering before asking questions* hey so how many of you were suddenly hit with the urge to write a fanfic the second ao3 went down, or is that just me?