HEY GAMERS, DON'T FORGET THAT IT'S ALWAYS OK TO PLAY EASY/NORMAL MODE INSTEAD OF HARD MODE, VIDEOGAMES

professor membrane mpreg

nerdy character: *exists*

my stupid ass:

I cannot stress this enough if you absolutely hate someone or something KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!! Imagine how great it would feel to not give the people you hate attention!!! Imagine how amazing it would feel to not be an asshole because you’re just bored!!! Wow!! I can’t belive that it’s “too hard” to block people and tags that you dislike and shut the fuck up about them!!! Imagine how healthy you could be if you weren’t such an asshole!!!

I’m gonna be completely honest with you guys off the bat. I’m scared of tumblr yet here I am, hoping to face my fears. Uh my nickname is sailor, and I like Invader Zim. My favorite ship is ZaDr and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore :’)

Sharing the greatness that is this clip that I ripped straight from the episode

I was disappointed how it hadn’t been done before cause I could never find just this part on its own.

To the antis of the Invader Zim fandom

Anyone who’s 14 and under and is an anti dosen’t have to read this part. Listen, you all should be ashamed of yourselves, imagine teaching children that if you ship two fictional characters together that they should go die. Now I’m not giving the younger antis a hard time bc they’re YOUNG and the older antis are manipulating them. if you hate ships hate them, if you love ships love them. But when you tell other people to die over a fucking FICTIONAL ship that won’t even become canon in the franchise that’s when it becomes a problem. You guys want to talk shit and then not listen to a single word on what anyone else has to say, you know that Jhonen is messing with you guys right? Like yes Zim is 160 in Earth years but in irk years he’s SIXTEEN. Also with the logic that Zim is an adult he’s abusing Dib, it’s child abuse. “B-but OP!!! It’s fiction!1!1!1!1!!” if that’s your immediate response then you just proved your shit wrong. You can still hate ships with irkens and humans but that dosen’t mean you have to force your shit down other people’s throats, but how about if you’re seeing ZaDr/ZaGr/whatever on your feed? Well then stop looking at those posts, stop following people who make those posts and keep to yourself. Sorry but this shit needs to be said, I lost a whole group of friends bc I shipped ZaDr and honestly I don’t care about that anymore, we couldn’t put our differences aside and we fell apart.

And as for the kids, it’s not right to tell people to die over a fictional ship or anything fictional in general. Please treat people with kindness even though you don’t ship ZaDr, or TaGr, or ZaGr, this goes for any fandom in general.

Moral of the story, stop getting pent up over shit you can fucking avoid, it’s the internet.

⭐️ cute things to say to your crush ⭐️

- i see dead people.

- do you know mothman? i do.

- i know a thing or two about a few unsolved murders that not even the feds know.

- aliens took me once.

- *unholy screeching*

- you’d be a perfect specimen.

- you make me forget about my time in the forest.

- there’s a ghost in my basement.

- the government’s after me.

- i’ve been in witness protection four separate times.

- d.b. cooper is my dad.

- i’ve got my third eye on you.

- AR-O-GO-GO-RU-ABRAO - Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust! Cry aloud! Cry aloud! Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!

I learned how to use green screen on iMovie.

The world

NEEDS ME

needless to say, zim got detention