Latest Posts by salacious-b-dumb - Page 3

Traditional x-doodles.

Tiddies out!

Can I get one codywan with um- oh yeah absolutely give Cody all the melanin and sprinkle some curls on that bad boy. And erummmmm some witty banter with sly smirks and that um (snaps fingers) that.. Oh!Mando'a. Drizzle that.

With the wrinkles and the extra side of beard for Obi-wan. 'Do I' what was that? Do I- what do you mean?? Do I want the hyper competent badass battle couple with a homoromantic-patch-each-other-up with lingering touches they shouldn't have?? Yes, double of that.

Then for the sidessss. Hm tough call. I mean the 'Keldabe kiss'. Gotta have it. The 'you are going to need this' lightsaber sharing is tempting but I'm really watching my sodium...ah what the heck, deal me in.

Huh? Oh a buy one Order 66 chip activation angst get one fix it fluff tatooine husbands free? Well why didn't you start with that?? :)

Had so many problems doing this drawing

I messed up the layers so I couldn’t shadow it but anyway 😭

Redraw of this panel :]

“… And yet I want to be near; to be with you, in you. To catch careless glances, the warmth of your hands, every dull moan escaping from these lips…”

eheheheheh another speedrunned art

and a scottish actor that plays a posh englishman at that

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a scottish actor that plays a lead role in a popular science fiction-adjacent movie series i’d have two nickels yadda yadda you know the rest

soooooo has anyone drawn charles and erik going to kiss each other but then their big dumb helmets bong together

scary dog privileges

I want to love you but I better not touch 

Don’t touch

I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much 

Too much

I want to taste you 

but

“We are at the gates of human evolution.”

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a scottish actor that plays a lead role in a popular science fiction-adjacent movie series i’d have two nickels yadda yadda you know the rest

Magneto is so OP they had to make him in love with Charles to nerf him

*points to a pair of random fictional gay men that I'm currently obsessed with for no reason and will be for the next month* These are my babies and I love them

*pushes the ones that I'm not currently obsessed with back into my basement* Hush children you can come back out when (if) your hyperfixation returns

opened tumblr first the first time in a while and was super confused why this post had gotten so much attention recently and then i remembered may the fourth

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

nooooooo the criminal got away instead of becoming the captains boyfriend :(

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

this episode is literally the rako hardeen arc i’m sold

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

omg another episode came on but this one is from a different series called enterprise and the intro is killingggg me why does this sci-fi tv show have a soft rock theme song

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

why didn’t anyone tell me how much star trek fucks

I was enjoying codywan for a while and now ive cycled back to my initial standpoint which is that its so frustrating to try to find Cody centric work because all of it is being hijacked by this stupid cunt 😭 fuck OFF obi wan . Friendship with codywan ended cody centric genfic is my new best friend

was talking to one of the sorority girls in my class and she said she was excited to get her grandbabies, which led me down a rabbit hole of sorority culture and how upperclassmen (bigs) get matched with new members (littles) to be their friend and mentor and show them the ropes, and once those littles get littles it's like a whole family lineage.

which made me realize the jedi order is just a glorified sorority

i just have so many thoughts and feelings about star wars and they're all swirling around my head like mosquitos leave me alone i can't sleep

i just love obi wan so much he makes me so sad

qui gon meditating in the middle of a fight while maul is frothing at the mouth waiting to kill him is so metal i need more of jedi doing shit like that just weird little monks with laser swords hell yeah

oh to be a sith assassin flirting with obi wan while he duels me and calls me darling

fake fans only liked ahsoka when she became an important and developed character. I'VE been an ahsoka girlie since 2008

OBI WAN WAS SO IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTING AND SUPPORTIVE OF AHSOKA BEING ANAKIN’S PADAWAN BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT BE WANTED BY A MASTER AND DIDN’T WANT TO FOSTER THAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN AHSOKA AND ANAKIN SEND POST

ineffable husbands this and ineffable husbands that, i just learned that ineffable is like a real word with a definition. this whole time i thought y’all were calling those angels unfuckable or whatever

i can't express how feral i get for bagginshield fics where bilbo is cold

how to explain to my little tolkien obsessed cousin that I know so much about middle earth bc of all the gay fanfiction i read

second post babyyyy i’m on a roll