You Know, I Struggle With My First And Only Language English, And It Especially Shows When I Am In A

I have a theory.

If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.

My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.

I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.

You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.

I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...

I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.

I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.

He will never let me forget it

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

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One of the managers when I was quitting was like

"Oh keep your name tag, you'll be back"

Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.

Anyone looking to make a proper Scooby-Doo adaptation please remember:

Fred is the charismatic face of the group and the strategizer. Later adaptations made him a massive himbo who chugs respect for women juice and those have become necessary parts of his character.

Shaggy is cowardly but also incredibly resourceful; let us not forget his skill at ventriloquism. Make Shaggy the skill monkey, who every episode mentions some weird skill he has that's previously unmentioned; that'd be an amazing running gag. Also, bring back the dry humor Casey Kasem injected into the og character.

Scooby is Shaggy's best friend, the other half to his two-man comedy routine. Independently of Shaggy, Scooby is also prone to be a bit mischievous and just kind of a little scamp. Play up both of those things.

Velma is the smart nerdy one, who also had a really dry sense of humor. I don't know why she was turned into the "I'm surrounded by idiots" character because, while as I stated, she always had a dry sense of humor, she was never mean to her friends and never talked down to them, or anyone else. Bring back the chipper Velma from like Witch's Ghost or Zombie Island. Let Velma be a little cutie pie. Also keep her as a lebian

Daphne was... originally really just "The Girly One" but later adaptations have fleshed her out, like making her essentially the muscle of the group, which is just amazing and should continue. She's also been cast as the oddly resourceful one. Shaggy is the skill monkey, Daphne is the one who has a tool for literally any job. Human Swiss Army Knife, which again, would be an amazing running gag.

Have Shaggy and Daphne bounce off-the-wall ideas for a plan together, Fred steps in to ground them, while still using their ideas, and incorporating Velma's theories about the case.

Make references to Flim Flam and Hot Dog Water

A Scooby-Doo adaptation should not be difficult, and must be done with love.

I'm sobbing now

my heart is still completely shattered

If you ever want to see examples of modern misogyny, just look at the comments of anything related to women's softball.

58 year old tyrannical President Snow choking to death on the poison he consumed to murder the parade master

Teenage Haymitch:

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

Well isn't that something...

If you were "a pleasure to have in class" youre now queer and severely mentally ill