Samediankh - Lazy Bear

Pretending to be a smartphone for kicks is peak tumblr experience

Why is tumblr so weird?

And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…

for example: the Create Post window looks like this:

but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?

and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:

yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit… 

And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window… 

You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS BEHIND 200% ZOOM????

Tumblr having a normal one about Luke Black

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

Twitter rebranding itself as X has been the funniest thing to ever happen to the trash site.

Long. Heartless. Jolting.

Am I.. a horny snake? Or an aggressive hagfish?

No. Most likely I'm a literal Heartless from Kingdom Hearts 😔🤌

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

rats are friends, not food. i’m looking at you, corvo

The Best and The Worst Luke Skywalker content ever

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

Oh

Wait

I do not have any

gender is a performance and i forgot all my lines