I Was Reading A Anakin Doesn't Go Boom Crazy Genocide Mode (again) Fic, And, I Was Like Halfway Through

am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.

And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.

For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.

Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.

Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.

Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

When I was younger, I always had a little bit of a crush on Jack Frost, but now, because I'm older and wiser, I know the truth,

Jack Frost's attractiveness pales in comparison to North's.

How did I not see how hot he was when I was younger?! he is sooo sexy with his tattoos and his beard

I love that man

i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)

I love the "Jason is the only Wayne who can cook" headcanon

It is always so funny because it is such a contrast to his looks and whole Red Hood persona. And it is logical, Jason had to take care of his mother after all, when he was younger.

And it gives us many fun scenarios...

(House husband Jason Todd is just perfect.)

i am kinda scared to read a fic that strays so far away from canon

this is the fic btw:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33968944/chapters/84479605

How do you explain to someone that your favorite character is not only from a kids' show, but also from a specific alternate universe

(it's Alcor the dreambender btw, I love the lill guy so much, he's my background at the moment, and my father asked who he is and I couldn't explain)

unpopular opinion

Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise

He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard

look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does

idk who made up the shipname for Gwaine x Arthur, but Arwaine is not the superior shipname, I am pro Gwarthur, please use this beautiful shipname carefully....

(i love making up shipnames that sound as terrible as it can be. why make some cute shipname if you can also just use an conflation from hell)

i do not ship them very much, but i was reading some gwainelin (merlin x gwaine) fics and then I started thinking about the word gwarthur, and I needed to share