Why The Types Are Dangerous: ENTP Edition

Temperament Classrooms...

A classroom 100% comprised of NTs. Complete anarchy.

A classroom 100% comprised of SPs. Straight up chaos.

A classroom 100% comprised of NFs. Crazy and Unproductive.

A classroom 100% comprised of SJs… This actually might work.

“Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.”

— Simone Weil

You know you're an ENTP when #157

sometimes, your mind is too fast for your mind to realize that you have just made a complete circle in analyzing all the possible perspectives, and you are suddenly wondering why is this subject boring.

You know you're an NTP when #117

it’s Friday night and you’re on the Internet.

You know you're an ENTP when #103

you go at about 30% of your capabilities most of the time and then when the chips are down, your P flips to hardcore J and you show everyone the badass within - you then wonder why everyone is surprised.

yoga instructor: clear your mind from every thought, leave it blank and relax

my entp ass: ok but how do i do that? how do i leave it blank? do i just think about the color white? but the color white is a pencil, i cant believe pencils are just charcoal inside wood, and wood and charcoal both come from trees, nature is truly amazing we need to stop global wa

Inferior Si & Romance

Me: Hey, I like this person.

Si: Like, romantically?

Me: Yes. I think so, yes.

Inferior Si: Here's all the times that hurt you like a motherfucker.

Me: Hey that hurts.

Inferior Si: Now feel it.

Me: *projects all the hate on person*

Inferior Si: Nice

ENTP AF #13

You find so many flaws in even your closest friends that people are often surprised that you actually like them. When, indeed, the fact that you’re so critical of everything and everybody (including yourself) doesn’t affect your overall impression of a person

enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

entp: That's physically impossible.

enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?

entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t that hard if you’ve got a lighter.