Temperament Classrooms...

The Types Deconstructed

ENTP: ESTP but nerdier, INTP but louder, ENFP but cooler, ENTJ but funnier and less competent

ISFP: ESFP but softer, INFP but calmer, ISTP but lovelier, ISFJ but colder

INTP: ENTP but chiller, INTJ but lazier, INFP but not fckin crazy, ISTP but unfashionable

INFP: ENFP but sadder, INTP but creative, ISFP but pensive, INFJ but distant

INTJ: ENTJ but patient, INTP but diligent, ISTJ but pretentious, INFJ but colder

ENTJ: INTJ but aggressive, ENTP but practical, ESTJ but dangerous, ENFJ but hardier

INFJ: INTJ but tactful, ISFJ but analytical, INFP but involved, ENFJ but pensive

ESTJ: ESTP but reliable, ENTJ but obsessive, ESFJ but analytical, ISTJ but involved

ESTP: ISTP but confrontational, ESFP but independent, ESTJ but irresponsible, ENTP but with a police record

ISTJ: ESTJ but independent, INTJ but street-smart, ISFJ but cynical, ISTP but completely neurotic

ISFJ: ISFP but stubborn, ESFJ but humble, INFJ but practical, ISTJ but friendlier

ENFP: INFP but more energetic, ESFP but dreamier, ENFJ but flakier, ENTP but likable

ESFP: ESTP but personable, ENFP but flamboyant, ISFP but energetic, ESFJ but flighty

ISTP: ESTP but distant, ISTJ but unreliable, INTP but cool, ISFP but blunt

ESFJ: ISFJ but hedonistic, ENFJ but impulsive, ESTJ but friendlier, ESFP but overbearing

ENFJ: INFJ but manipulative, ENFP but deliberate, ESFJ but premeditated, ENTJ but charming

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

“Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.”

— Simone Weil

entp: *has feelings*

entp: pathetic. disgusting. won't let it happen again.

You know you’re an ENTP when life is just one existential crisis after another for you.

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

Guide to winning arguments with the types

xxFJ: Show that you are considerate of their point of view and respectfully explain how yours differs xxTJ: Somehow be prepared to adequately answer their every question. If you can do that and your answers actually make logical sense you’re good xxFP: Stay focused on the topic and refrain from mentioning anything even remotely connected to their person xxTP: Lol good luck buddy

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

Me in Prision

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

I develop oddly deep emotional connections to people in my life that are one-sided. I may just be a passing character to them. I don’t know what that is. I don’t know why that is. I can have one encounter with somebody and feel very connected to them and read a lot into that. They become very important people to me, but to them I may just be like, “Oh yeah, we talked that one time, right?” To me it’s a live-changing moment that bonded us; to them, it was a five-minute polite chat in passing

Marc Maron, Attempting Normal (via perrfectly)