Me, Sipping A Lemonade And Watching My Life Go To Shit: Hoo Boy I'm Gonna Have To Deal With That Some

What the enneagrams are thinking

1: what the fuck this mother fucker right here I swear I won’t say anything but I AM SO PISSED

2: man why doesn’t everyone want to TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE?

3: I will be better. I must be better. Better than you. Better than me. Better better better

4: I am different and therefore better. These people are sheeple

5: *abstract shapes floating through space* AHA. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW!

6, phobic: there are so many people so many things where are my blankets I feel UNSTABLE

6, counterphobic: *high pitched non stop screaming*

7: I wanna do a line. 10 lines. Not enough. Tomorrow I’ll fly to Bulgaria. Maybe Ireland. Nvm I know I’m just gonna chill w my pals

8: I want to shred this person’s liver and make bruschetta out of it for my girlfriend and I to eat at brunch

9: HAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m not angry I am chill, chill man chill I AM SO NICE

ENTP Thing

I might be mislead on this one

I Think ENTPs are blessed with the amazing ability to keep up (in every possible context except physical) with any other type and I think this it was fuels our irregular charm. I have never met an entp that was at a lack of position with anyone else and the same applies for myself.

NTs: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Person: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.

NTs: Do you?

Person: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

MY LIFE

Enneagram and instinctual variants

These are very nice imo

Source: http://www.innostaja.fi/diving-into-the-27-subtypes-of-enneagram/

INTJ; ENTJ; ENTP; INTP: But I was trying to be nice!

INFJ; ENFJ; ENFP; INFP: Breaking news: you failed. Try harder. 

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the only types that deserve type aesthetics are sensors and some ENxJs because most intuitives are fucking messes and only have some kind of “aesthetic” by virtue of being obsessed with one kind of thing 

yep

You know you're an ENTP when #145

- You know how many times I have to hold myself from talking in the movie theatre or while watching tv with others… and if I’m quiet in there, then I want to talk about it afterwards.. other people just walk away from it like nothing happened.. and I’m thinkin c'mon people that was so interesting, let’s talk about it and pull it apart and put it back together again!??!!

The types in highschool

The bullies: estp, estj, entj

The don't care squad: intp, entp, istp

The just wants to be liked squad: infj, esfp, esfj, enfp, infp, isfj, enfj

The too school for cool squad: istj, isfp, intj

Depression meal 1016

Reading about quantum physics