“People Who Think They Know Everything Are A Great Annoyance To Those Of Us Who Do.”

The Types as Quotes

INTJ:  “Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -  Albert Einstein 

INTP: “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance” - Confucius 

ENTJ: “The best way to predict the future, is to create it.” - Abraham Lincoln 

ENTP:  ‘”Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it” - E. B. White

INFJ: “ For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” - Audrey Hepburn

INFP:  “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” - Helen Keller

ENFJ:  “I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.” -  Mahatma Gandhi

ENFP: “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination  will take you everywhere” -  Albert Einstein

ISTJ: “Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.” - Winston Churchill 

ESTJ: “Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.” — General George Patton

ISFJ: “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” - Plato 

ISTP: “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” - George Carlin  

ISFP: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.” - Vincent Van Gogh     

ESTP: “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Wayne Gretzky   

ESFP: “Life is either a great adventure or nothing.” - Helen Keller 

NTs: I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?

Person: Yeah, I have feelings every single day of my life.

NTs: Do you?

Person: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?

MY LIFE

Ah, thoughts - they’re not so easy to control.

Henrik Ibsen, Hedda Gabler (via wordsnquotes)

You know you're an ENTP when #157

sometimes, your mind is too fast for your mind to realize that you have just made a complete circle in analyzing all the possible perspectives, and you are suddenly wondering why is this subject boring.

The Most Lovable Thing About Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type

ESTP

Their easy laugh. Their rebellious streak. The way they adapt to any situation seamlessly. The way they charm others around them. The way they geek out on everyday events. Their relaxed presence. Their adventurous nature. Their competence and practicality when something goes unexpectedly wrong. The force of nature that is their protectiveness.

ISTP

The whirring, restless nature of their minds. Their busy hands. The way they tap on floors and surfaces to remind you that their thoughts are always flowing. Their open-minded attitude. Their decisiveness in moments of panic. The undercurrent of competence and ability that surfaces when others are uncertain. Their laid-back nature. Their easy smile. The way their hearts open completely to the people they love and feel protective toward, despite the stony attitude they put on for the world.

ESTJ

Their quick, analytical mind. The enthusiasm they pour into a story. Their refusal to stop before a task is done or relax when something needs fixing. Their perseverance. Their steadfast competence. The way they devote themselves fully to the communities they invest in. The way they demonstrate care within the realm of healthy boundaries. The rules they sometimes break. The confident decisions they make. The way others can always put their trust behind them. The sheer force of nature that is their love.

ISTJ

The diligence they bring to their commitments. The firm, decisive nature of their speech. Their quiet competence. Their community-mindedness. The warm look they get in their eyes when they’re surrounded by people they love. The determined look they get when they’re up against a challenge. The practical nature of their decisions. Their refusal to demand recognition. The energy they pour into improvement on a steady, unwavering basis.

INFP

The honesty they bring to each encounter. The soft and calming presence of their minds. The virtues they can pull from any vices, and the artwork they can make from any pain. The fierceness they apply to their convictions. The way they live and die by their beliefs. Their ability to weave the chaos and the suffering of humanity into an intricate tapestry of understanding. The shame they alleviate through sharing their own.

ENFP

The thoughtfulness they bring to each encounter. The depths their minds dive into with ease. The way their eyes light up when they’re discussing a new theory that excites them. Their interest in debating every side. Their boundless compassion. Their timeless joie-de-vivre. The way they can pull strength out of the greatest destruction. The way they see the best in themselves and others. The way they never stop fighting to help it prevail.

INFJ

The careful thought they give each passing question. The whirring, reeling look inside their eye. The raw and childlike energy they exude when the people who they love are truly thriving. The way they let their weirdness out in bursts. The measured nature with which they plan the future. The hurried nature in which they share their thoughts. The way their eyes light up when they’re engaging with their passion. The even, tempered consideration they give to each new perspective that comes their way.

ENFJ

The presence they bring to every room they enter. The glimmer of joy behind their eyes. The way they engage their full bodies when they talk, like every sentence is telling its own story. The way they don’t avoid eye contact when they laugh. The interest that they take in the obscure. The confidence with which they share their visions. The inspiration they never want to stop distributing. The way they smile when they are saying someone’s name.

ESFP

The sunshine that they bring to every moment. The joy inside their laugh. The way they’ll answer their phone at 2am because the people in their lives are worth every effort. The honesty they dole out when it’s time. The way they talk about dreams like possibilities. The damper that they never put on hope. The way they bring people together. The way they never stop trying to help you shine.

ISFJ

The way that they sit with you in silence. Their vastness of their compassion. The tiny details they take in and remember. The space they make for others to shine. The practicality they exercise through bad times, and the humility they exercise in good. The way they live their lives with both feet on the ground. The care and love they pour into every new place until they turn it into a home.

ISFP

Their sudden and unexpected wittiness. The easy, soothing lull of their voice. The offbeat nature of their interests. The gentleness with which they share their thoughts. The deep consideration they give to moral quandaries. The careful nature with which they express concern. Their spontaneous joy. The way they turn ordinary objects into masterpieces.

ESFJ

The way they love so loudly. The commitments that they’re happy to keep. The way their stress is centered on happiness and the fear that someone else will miss out. The thoughtfulness they put into every action. The joy and warmth they bring to every room. The way they’re never afraid to break a silence when it needs to be broken. The proactive attitude they take toward making the world a better, more harmonious place.

INTP

The measured, thoughtful nature of their speech. The wild, unstructured pattern of their thoughts. The way they break down every pre-determined concept. The way they question and cast doubt onto themselves. The curiosity that fuels their every action. The open-mindedness with which they approach people. The patience they apply to deep complexities. The biases they recognize within themselves.

ENTJ

The structure they can implement on chaos. The way they push themselves to reach great heights. Their decisive attitudes. Their emotional intelligence. The autonomy they promote for both themselves and other people. The way they lift the people they love up. Their commitment to questioning everything. Their ability to see their visions through.

INTJ

Their acceptance of unconventional theories. The enthusiasm with which they tackle each new school of thought. Their unwavering competence. Their firm moral code. The deep and patient analysis they apply to the people and topics they love. Their willingness to always learn more. The passion they apply to sharing their intricate worldview. Their commitment to never cease questioning.

ENTP

The way their eyes light up with every new idea. The way they pace excitedly around a room forming a plan. The communities they bring together seamlessly. The awareness that they bring to every thought. The devilish grin they get when trying to win your thoughts over. The piercing insights they unveil about mankind. The unexpected childishness within them. The unexpected wisdom that child can possess.

Temperament Classrooms...

A classroom 100% comprised of NTs. Complete anarchy.

A classroom 100% comprised of SPs. Straight up chaos.

A classroom 100% comprised of NFs. Crazy and Unproductive.

A classroom 100% comprised of SJs… This actually might work.

ENTPs are great masters of tricks and deceits, often more than ESTPs, and what’s more they do it in a very skilful manner. ENTPs are masters of arrangement and sharp psychoanalysts, able to foresee exactly how others can react to a situation. They can turn the whole world against you, if you are not careful. ENTPs also have the unique ability to make a deal with their conscience. They can successfully justify almost any wrong doing, thus ensuring that they will sleep well at night.

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

Moving Day

xSxJ: *cleaning, organizing*

xNxP: *laying on the floor* “Hey yo if you want help don’t hesitate to ask”

What the enneagrams are thinking

1: what the fuck this mother fucker right here I swear I won’t say anything but I AM SO PISSED

2: man why doesn’t everyone want to TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE?

3: I will be better. I must be better. Better than you. Better than me. Better better better

4: I am different and therefore better. These people are sheeple

5: *abstract shapes floating through space* AHA. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW!

6, phobic: there are so many people so many things where are my blankets I feel UNSTABLE

6, counterphobic: *high pitched non stop screaming*

7: I wanna do a line. 10 lines. Not enough. Tomorrow I’ll fly to Bulgaria. Maybe Ireland. Nvm I know I’m just gonna chill w my pals

8: I want to shred this person’s liver and make bruschetta out of it for my girlfriend and I to eat at brunch

9: HAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m not angry I am chill, chill man chill I AM SO NICE