TBH ENTP #119

Moving Day

xSxJ: *cleaning, organizing*

xNxP: *laying on the floor* “Hey yo if you want help don’t hesitate to ask”

Temperament Classrooms...

A classroom 100% comprised of NTs. Complete anarchy.

A classroom 100% comprised of SPs. Straight up chaos.

A classroom 100% comprised of NFs. Crazy and Unproductive.

A classroom 100% comprised of SJs… This actually might work.

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

Why the types are dangerous: ENTP Edition

ENTPs will see all the possible outcomes of a situation before you can even finish processing one

They’ll have you second-guessing yourself in seconds

While you may be lulled into thinking that ENTPs are socially and emotionally inept, they’re looking to turn the tables on the people making them look awkward

Have uncrackable poker face

Masters of subtle sarcasm –Are they joking? Are they serious? Are they making fun of you? You’ll never know and therefore never have the upper hand

Nothing is ever enough, they always need more, they need to know more, they need to see more, they’re black holes

ENTPs find loopholes in everything, especially rules 

I think if I had gotten an amazon echo for Christmas I would have interpreted it as a threat

ENTP AF #19

You’ll always choose a new thing over something familiar, wether it’s an ice cream flavor, a place for vacation or simply a way of doing things

me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem

me: ive tried EVERYTHING

what's your job?

minding my damn business. we always hiring.

enfp: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

entp: That's physically impossible.

enfp: *cups entp's face* Are you sure?

entp: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

You know you're an ENTP when #157

sometimes, your mind is too fast for your mind to realize that you have just made a complete circle in analyzing all the possible perspectives, and you are suddenly wondering why is this subject boring.