21 | hi!!! any pronouns ੈ✩‧₊ supreme genius of everything, very humble
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guys i was literally stabbed in the back today
by the biggest needle i’ve ever seen in my life wtf
omg hiiiiiiii i just remembered my password lolz
not being funny but if i gave birth without pain relief or a doctor after eating my best friend to stay alive and literally everyone in my life started praying to my dead baby and acting as if they have some ownership over and connection to him that i dont even get to feel because i had to hold his tiny dead body in my arms and accept i'd never get a chance to know him i would also probably become the villian
ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself
update: i bought him as an action figure because he was $5 and now he hangs out with my hello kittys
(yes kitty does steal his g*n)
NO THEY UNFROZE HIM
PUT HIM BACK HE CAN TALK AGAIN I HATE IT HERE
i would like to not thank the person that got me into dexter because now i have to renew my hulu subscription
OH MY GOD I HATE CHASE SO MUCH WHY TF ARE YOU FAT SHAMING A LITERAL TEN YEAR OLD KYS
waking up with the same migraine you thought you could “sleep off” has gotta be some kind of torture
rewatching house for *mumbles an embarrassingly high number* time, and seeing tiny little baby season 1 wilson
hes the definition of babygirl, pookie, sweetheart, snugglemuffin, sweet baby angel, cutie patootie, etc
if chase (both the character AND the actor) has no haters im dead
Idk if I just a hater but OH MY GOD! I hate tik tok so much and what it has done to people.
Old money blond?
Blueberry milk nails? You mean light blue???
And all the "blank"-core and everything has to fit into a fucking aesthetic
"What jacket/shoes/makeup/sweaters are we wearing this season" MAYBE WHAT IS ALREADY IN YOUR CLOSET
"My 500 dollar shein haul" and they post one every other week
Maybe a hot take but I believe everyone should have a access to clothes but I don't believe you are entitled to change your style with every micro trend and toss the used twice clothes on a landfill
And the fucking selfishness, someone posts a recipe for peanut butter, and someone comments "uhmm I'm actually allergic to peanuts" WELL MAYBE YOU CAN SCROLL PAST IT, not everything is for you
Sorry just had to rant😇
rafe redeeming himself was NOT what i was expecting omg
also groff wtf who are you
if richie has zero haters i am alive and well thats my pookie right there
tag your traumatized man comfort character
My sister took one for the team and bought one of my awful meme bags so we could take product photos and these remain some of the most inspired and unappreciated things I’ve ever created
watching goblet of fire can’t wait to see my pookie
nicole class of 09 with a death note. is this too niche
what’s a girl gotta do to get a lil kissy on the top of her head
lupin is so babygirl
cutie patootie pie fr
i dont see anyone talk about marcus near enough he is literally the most pookie ever
i just know he is constantly in the middle of a sugar crash
NO THEY UNFROZE HIM
PUT HIM BACK HE CAN TALK AGAIN I HATE IT HERE
i know i was born in the right generation because i LOVE guyliner
rewatching the game play for class of 09 again
i would buy dr*gs from hunter
ok yeah freezing him was like bad and all BUT THEY FINALLY SHUT HIM UP THANK YOU