Just In Time For Valentine’s Day... 💔 

Why not 🙂‍↕️

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

I genuinely think tiktok users are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet actually

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

I mean, *I* wouldn't but I wouldn't bone anyone 🤣🖤🩶🤍💜

I would, however, give you, like, three fake numbers saying they're my friends numbers, just to piss the better off

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

I'll get the lemonade and plates!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@deadandgaysetanta @redkarmakai

i'm having a tea party! (aka making a tag game because i'm bored)

i'll bring the pink-and-white checkered picnic blanket and some rocks to weigh down the corners so it doesn't blow in the wind :)

@strawberryapologist @garden-of-runar @moon-sun-star-rat @prongspie @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl