Uh Oh! You Are Now A Were-animal! This Means You Become A Human-sized Animal Hybrid With Uncontrollable

i keep almost reblogging stuff to my secret elvis sideblog

I need to be put in a chamber

It’s not too late to turn back

I’m going through a very tough time right now— could I get some encouragement from you, my liege?

You must be your own favorite person. Treat yourself with the kindness you would extend to your dearest friends. Go outside and walk, or run if you need to. I want to hear your warrior's cry. Toss your mane and gallop through the fields. Give yourself a handful of oats to feast upon. If anyone stares at you, put your middle finger up at them, and then give them Horse Kick until they Beg For Mercy!

ur gay

WHO TOLD YOU

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

oooo peenie brot me souuup

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

Happy Friday to all who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳