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i keep almost reblogging stuff to my secret elvis sideblog

oooo peenie brot me souuup

I’m going through a very tough time right now— could I get some encouragement from you, my liege?

You must be your own favorite person. Treat yourself with the kindness you would extend to your dearest friends. Go outside and walk, or run if you need to. I want to hear your warrior's cry. Toss your mane and gallop through the fields. Give yourself a handful of oats to feast upon. If anyone stares at you, put your middle finger up at them, and then give them Horse Kick until they Beg For Mercy!

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

dandys world isnt true to real life because in real life a clown and a mime can NEVER be friends

THEY TOOK MY MINECRAFT AND MADE ALL THE BLOCKS HAVE SEX TEXTURES. CAN'T BELIEVE MY LIFE