jian yi in elementary school:
mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.
he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-
mo guan shan: you're annoying.
he tian: then stop holding my hand.
mo guan shan: shut up.
mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!
*muffled sounds*
ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.
mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-
*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*
mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.
ht: i love you too, momo.
mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?
and then mo pulls down his pants too:
Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!
Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something
Mo: What!?
Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*
Mo:... Fuck you
jian yi: he tian can't be good at everything. i bet he's a bad kisser.
mo guan shan: no, he's good at that too.
jian yi: ...wHAT?
mo guan shan: what?
they don't have enough money for pants in size, it's so sad :( two poor little meow meows
are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.
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*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*
he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?
mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?
he tian: you. mine would smell of you.
drunk he tian: *crying*
mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?
he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.
mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?
he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.
mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.
he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?
mo guan shan: fuck yeah.
he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*