mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.
he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-
I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
zhan zheng xi: we should appreciate the little things in life.
he tian: *hugs mo guan shan* my little mo
mo guan shan: FUCK OFF!
I've been keeping a running summary for myself (I've been reading this for years!), but I think it's probably useful for anyone who's wondering, "What chapter is it where..." So here it is!
Colors only show chapters that make up a day: a series of green entries, for example, shows a single day, and then there's a change of color for the next day. Flash forwards (adult-ish scenes) are in white.
You want Venom to be rated r so he can graphically kill people on screen, I want Venom to be rated r so he and Eddie can fuck. We are not the same
jian yi, admiring zheng xi from a distance: he could end my life anytime and i'd thank him.
he tian and mo guan shan: we'd thank him too.
mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.
he tian: …
he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.
he tian: what are you thinking about?
mo guan shan: nothing special, just dreaming...
mo's dreams:
jian yi: it's okay, babe, don't worry~
zheng xi: how did you call me?
jian yi: babe, you don't like it?
zheng xi: you can call me whatever you want.
jian yi: ok, optimus prime.