Zhan Zheng Xi: We Should Appreciate The Little Things In Life.

the little kitty fang😭 guan shan is literally a poor little meow meow

*new year's eve*

he tian: *reaching for one dish*

mo guan shan: it's for later!

he tian: *reaching for another dish*

mo guan shan: it's for later!

he tian: *reaching for guan shan*

mo guan shan: it's for later! *blushes*

he tian: i need to lose some weight. you've spoiled me, redhead.

mo guan shan: fuck no *cooks 10 times more*

40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.

sometimes i think that i'm too dependent on tianshan and 19 days in general.

then i see some art or fanfiction.

and i'm already repeating in my head "god, i love them so much. tianshan is the only thing that makes me happy"

we found out that tian would be leaving soon almost a year ago. almost a whole year.

jian yi: someone's trying to kill me, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi, concerned: do you have any suspects?

jian yi: no, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi: i mean not necessarily, it’d just have to be someone you pissed off.

mo guan shan & he tian: no, no, jian is right, it could be anyone.

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

mitski 🤝 arctic monkeys

being tianshan anthem

and then mo pulls down his pants too:

Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!

Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something

Mo: What!?

Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*

Mo:... Fuck you

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.