*new Year's Eve*

he tian: you're such a bad boy, little mo~

mo guan shan: yeah, i guess i am...

he tian: huh?

mo guan shan, upset: i accidentally hit a dog.

he tian: how do i politely tell someone i want to fucking hit their face with a brick several times?

he cheng: one wishes to aquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edge object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

he tian: that was poetry!~

mo guan shan: that was a cry for therapy from both of you-

19 Days Summary: Chapter 1-397

I've been keeping a running summary for myself (I've been reading this for years!), but I think it's probably useful for anyone who's wondering, "What chapter is it where..." So here it is!

Colors only show chapters that make up a day: a series of green entries, for example, shows a single day, and then there's a change of color for the next day. Flash forwards (adult-ish scenes) are in white.

he tian: i'd kill for you.

mo guan shan: ok cool.

he tian: ask me to kill for you.

mo guan shan: erm...

he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!

zhan zheng xi: ...

zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?

he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!

jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!

zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*

Tian: Alright, high five.

Mo: [give Tian a high five]

Tian: [intertwines their fingers together]

Mo: Wha-

Tian: I love you.

he tian: oh, that looks heavy, can i give you a hand?

mo guan shan: you're pointing at my ass.

he tian: ... your point being?

Mo: [carrying all the groceries in both arms]

Tian: [reaches out to help]

Mo: [switches all the bags to one hand to hold Tian's with the other]

Tian: That's not what I--

Tian:

Tian: Okay.

catboy / catman

mo guan shan: you're right.

he tian: that's... that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?