Mo: [carrying All The Groceries In Both Arms]

tianshan are literally:

he tian: can i pat it?

mo guan shan, holding a cat: yes.

he tian, patting mo: oww, so cute.

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?

mo guan shan, teaching he tian basic things: just pound the nail into the wall.

he tian: i'll pound you against the wall. shush.

mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.

he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-

we found out that tian would be leaving soon almost a year ago. almost a whole year.

and then mo pulls down his pants too:

Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!

Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something

Mo: What!?

Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*

Mo:... Fuck you

we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.

mo guan shan: i don't have a petname for he tian, that's stupid.

jian yi: oh really? what do bees make?

mo: honey.

jian yi:

mo: did you really think that'd work?

jian yi: yeah.

mo guan shan: dumbass.

he tian, popping out of nowhere: yeah, baby?

he tian: little mo, you look sick. you might be lacking vitamin me~

mo guan shan: and you might be lacking brains.