He Tian: Little Mo, You Look Sick. You Might Be Lacking Vitamin Me~

i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.

sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.

and she li is... as usual, insane.

tianshan are literally:

he tian: can i pat it?

mo guan shan, holding a cat: yes.

he tian, patting mo: oww, so cute.

i can't stop thinking about the first time he tian wakes up in mo's arms. for the first time, someone will take care of him after a nightmare, comfort and hug him. for the first time, he tian'll feel truly not alone, needed.

oldxian, please show us this moment.

jian yi: my hands are cold.

zhan zheng xi, holding jian yi's hands in his and rubbing them together: feeling better?

jian yi: ...my lips are cold too.

zhan zheng xi, rubbing jian yi's lips with his hand: is that better?

jian yi, almost crying: yeah...

mo guan shan: you're a moron.

he tian: then you're a moronsexual, cause you love me.

mo guan shan: and who are you then?

he tian: i'm a mosexual.

mo guan shan: you're right.

he tian: that's... that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?

He Tian would buy kitchen fornitures based on how Mo would look like bent on them. Like even the height of the table, the material, the roughness of it's shape. I feel like it would be the only help he could give to house shopping. Mo's having a tough time getting railed on a too high counter? He must change that. Mo's getting stung and scratches on the top of his tighs because of the sharpness of that table? He must throw that away and buy a soft edged one. It will be like that sometimes. (I hope it's understandable, English's not my first XO)

NOOOOO, not the paper!!! he won't be able to show he tian his result now😿