Tian: Alright, High Five.

mo guan shan: i don't have a petname for he tian, that's stupid.

jian yi: oh really? what do bees make?

mo: honey.

jian yi:

mo: did you really think that'd work?

jian yi: yeah.

mo guan shan: dumbass.

he tian, popping out of nowhere: yeah, baby?

he tian: i have a confession.

mo guan shan: ?

he tian: you know all those times you let me snuggle with you in bed after nightmares? um, half the time those nightmares were just an excuse to sleep next to you...

mo guan shan: that's terrible.

he tian: i'm sorry-

mo guan shan: you know you don't have to pretend to sleep with me. next time, just lie down next to me.

guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.

Mo: Heh, dickhead you had a crush on me. That's so embarrassing

Tian: It isn't

Tian: I would never be embarrassed to admit to loving you

Mo *blush* : Chicken dick... You were supposed to say "we're married"

Tian: Yes, we are

we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.

me: constantly updating ox's weibo page since friday

page: stays the same

me: huh :( mighty oldxian abandoned us

mo guan shan: *struggling to open a jar of pickles*

he tian: do you need help with that?

mo guan shan: *smashes a jar on the floor and takes out a pickle from a pile of shards*

mo guan shan: no.

catboy / catman

he tian: no emotions, life is shitty.

mo guan shan: yo, chicken dick.

he tian: many emotions, life is amazing.

mo guan shan: i have a headache.

he tian: i have a backache.

mo guan shan: i'll rub your back.

he tian: i'll give you head.

mo guan shan: what?

he tian: what?