mo guan shan: *struggling to open a jar of pickles*
he tian: do you need help with that?
mo guan shan: *smashes a jar on the floor and takes out a pickle from a pile of shards*
mo guan shan: no.
mo guan shan: i don't have a petname for he tian, that's stupid.
jian yi: oh really? what do bees make?
mo: honey.
jian yi:
mo: did you really think that'd work?
jian yi: yeah.
mo guan shan: dumbass.
he tian, popping out of nowhere: yeah, baby?
Mo: [carrying all the groceries in both arms]
Tian: [reaches out to help]
Mo: [switches all the bags to one hand to hold Tian's with the other]
Tian: That's not what I--
Tian:
Tian: Okay.
he tian: if i say i love you, will you say it back?
mo guan shan: yes.
he tian: i love you.
mo guan shan: it back.
jian yi: does anyone know why tian is crying?
mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.
he tian: like what?
mo guan shan: in person.
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables*
he tian: *puts a dirty plate in the sink and leaves*
mo guan shan: *chops two times faster and louder*
he tian: *comes back in a hurry and starts washing all the dishes*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables at a normal pace again*
he tian: look, a shooting star! quick, make a wish!
mo guan shan: i wish you'd fuck off of me already.
he tian, a little sad: if you really wanted it, you shouldn't have said it out loud. now it will never come true, and we're forever bound.
mo guan shan: i know that, bastard.
HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?
it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛
he tian: do you have two tongues in your mouth? mo guan shan: no. he tian: do you want to?