I've been keeping a running summary for myself (I've been reading this for years!), but I think it's probably useful for anyone who's wondering, "What chapter is it where..." So here it is!
Colors only show chapters that make up a day: a series of green entries, for example, shows a single day, and then there's a change of color for the next day. Flash forwards (adult-ish scenes) are in white.
he tian: you can become a millionaire in no time.
mo guan shan: yeah? and how?
he tian: marry me.
I don’t understand, what do you mean this wasn’t the scene???
mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.
he tian: …
he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.
actually, this is not true. he tian'd never mention his beloved husband's name to the police.
police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.
he tian: mo guan shan.
hey guys, can you recommend me some fics with bottom!he tian and top!mo guan shan? or fics where mo comforts he tian🖤🧡
mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?
he tian: would you like me on my knees?
mo guan shan: the fuck??
he tian: you want to fuck?
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.
If you look at this drawing a little closer, you will notice that all the dogs are on the same leash.
The Dalmatian holds it in his teeth and, as it were, restrains himself and everyone else. In addition, the Dalmatian has a calm and intelligent look in his eyes — very similar to Zhan Zheng Xi.
The little dog (possibly a chihuahua) looks excited and cheerful, and its fur colour is light, so I think it's Jian Yi.
The Doberman (black dog) is Tian, and the Shiba inu (red dog) next to him is Guanshan for obvious reasons. Plus, the Doberman looks at Guanshan, and the Shiba Inu looks at Tian!!! Old, you're a genius.
i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!
*muffled sounds*
ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.
mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-
*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*
mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.
ht: i love you too, momo.
mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?