The Little Kitty Fang😭 Guan Shan Is Literally A Poor Little Meow Meow

*doorbell rings*

he tian: oh no oh shit fuck fuck fuck, i forgot to defrost the chicken! okay google, how to defrost the chicken in 5 seconds? oh my god, i'm in deep shit! what should i do? oh no, guan shan will kill me!

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.

he cheng, in the coldest voice: so you're banging my brother.

mo, uncertain: yeah…

he cheng: thank god. now he's your problem. i'm done here.

he tian: i'd kill for you.

mo guan shan: ok cool.

he tian: ask me to kill for you.

mo guan shan: erm...

jian yi: my hands are cold.

zhan zheng xi, holding jian yi's hands in his and rubbing them together: feeling better?

jian yi: ...my lips are cold too.

zhan zheng xi, rubbing jian yi's lips with his hand: is that better?

jian yi, almost crying: yeah...

waiting merry christmas chapter

he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.

jian yi: it's okay, babe, don't worry~

zheng xi: how did you call me?

jian yi: babe, you don't like it?

zheng xi: you can call me whatever you want.

jian yi: ok, optimus prime.

jian yi in elementary school:

hey guys, can you recommend me some fics with bottom!he tian and top!mo guan shan? or fics where mo comforts he tian🖤🧡