university professor: he tian, why are you so late?
he tian: i'm sorry, professor, my cat fell asleep on my lap, and i didn't want to wake him up.
the cat:
he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.
we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.
mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.
he tian: like what?
mo guan shan: in person.
TianShan: Sex Gods
Official art by Old Xian
Yo, Old Xian be like, hey simps!!! go wild with your imagination. I wanna be honest tho, nothing beats nekkid cat Momo imo. Sadly, I can only post 10 heh but hey Tianshan really be oozing that sex appeal.
You want Venom to be rated r so he can graphically kill people on screen, I want Venom to be rated r so he and Eddie can fuck. We are not the same
he tian: if my crush disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.
mo guan shan: well, maybe you should have principles.
he tian: you're absolutely right. maybe i should.
the owner actually showed up😳
*he tian and mo guan shan are talking to each other*
jian yi: i hate to admit this out-loud, but they're really cute together.
zhan zheng xi: yes, they are.
jian yi: i'd put them in a boat.
zhan zheng xi: …you mean you ship them?
jian yi: yeah…