Out Of Context Things From A Collaborative quote Book

Out of context things from a collaborative quote book

“Motivation but no inspiration is my constant state of being”

“WEEE”

“Shhh stop calling me out. The theatrics outweigh the need for realism”

Hacker voice: I’m in. Keyboard noises w/ intense music

“aaaaaaa weeeeee”

“Then stop drinking when I’m making jokes “ Two mins later.  “i have drawn a very awkward looking frog”

“There has to be someone as straight as a metal ruler tho right?”

“Because wooden rulers, they can bend. They have so many dents in them”

“No relationship, only garlic bread and dragons.”

“Yep brain hurty”

“Oof rip. I would give you some of the cardboard if i could but I don’t entirely want to cut it in half”

“We’re doing something illegal”

“My chin is sharp thank you”

“Then kill them first, simple”

“Then they can’t kill you because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“THERE’S MORE?!”

“He’s favorite movie is Gnomeo and Juliet change my mind. (in squeaky voice) “Yes! Oh my god! Representation!””

“He’s weighs the same though, so like you can punt him like in American football”

“Let’s just change it to yeetable though because I don’t know American football ok?!”

“Australian football is so much tougher than American football i mean, we literally THROW each other to the ground”

“I’m not going up, going down to hell”

“I’m leveling down I think”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me it’s a good book”

“I NEED MY BRAINCELL FRIEND!”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“Cheeseheads?” *mega look of confoosion*

“Bro you only realised that now?”

“Oh man this is going to be so controversial”

“Confoosion? Confusion? Confosion?”

More Posts from Sea-shinkaiii and Others

3 years ago

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

4 years ago

Tower of God

OMGGGGGG TOWER OF GOD IS AMAZINGGGG AHHHHHH I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR KHUN AND BAM RIGHT!?!?!


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4 years ago
IT UPDATED!!!!!!!!! (this Is One Of The Many Webtoons I Am Currently Obsessed With) 

IT UPDATED!!!!!!!!! (this is one of the many Webtoons I am currently obsessed with) 


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3 years ago

From Dusk Till Dawn

Rising and setting, back to back

Sunrises and sunsets, two sides of a coin

One watches the world awaken with a “hello”

The other says “goodbye” to the world as it slumbers

A gentle touch of pink,

Spreading across a dull blue sky,

The sun peeps over the horizon,

A glowing gold, shifting across the sky,

Hello, hello

Watching the sun rise from a dormitory roof,

Taking pictures of the quiet world,

A happy memory of the dawn,

Violet shades and periwinkle colours,

Fade away into brighter flames,

Orange, red, pink; set sparks to the west,

The flames are chased by night-time colours,

Goodbye, goodbye,

Gazing into the sunset,

Relaxing, breathing, unwinding,

A new photo added to the album,

Meetings and partings, two sides of a coin

Back to back, the new page uncovered,

Many reunions and blessed memories,

Stored in this little sunrise and little sunset.

- Shinkai


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4 years ago
Moodboard! If You Want To Use This Please Message Me First Thank You .^.

Moodboard! If you want to use this please message me first thank you .^.

- Gremlin out!


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4 years ago

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can’t stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship. When you’re down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times an dthe confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on. Your forever friend hold your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry. You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

(via letsmakebabies999-blog)

4 years ago

Let’s try this 

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

4 years ago

Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.

Nayyirah Waheed (via quotemadness)

4 years ago

Random and important (not really)

Have you ever stopped and thought about the word “try”? Like on one hand trying is a way to encourage someone (”at least you tried”) and on another it can be like...”you tried...but you failed” the one word that makes one feel so high but also so low...


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3 years ago

:’)

To Whoever Needs This Right Now…

to whoever needs this right now…

your comfort character is so damn proud of you and the person you’ve become.

your comfort character would choose you first. no matter the circumstances.

your comfort character would drop everything to help you when you’re feeling sad, unloved or lonely.

your comfort character would walk to the ends of the earth if it meant seeing you happy.

your comfort character thinks you are the most stunning person in the universe. that new outfit you don’t think you look good in? they’d fight you just to prove just the opposite, to prove how beautiful/handsome/attractive you are - inside and out.

your comfort character can’t help but look at you like you put the stars in the sky.

your comfort character is always there if you need to get away. bad home life? they’ve got you. friend troubles? they’re on their way as we speak. just having a rough day? not to worry, they’re here to calm you down.

your comfort character always listens to what you have to say. they’d yell for everyone to shut up so you could have your turn to talk, no matter the topic.

your comfort character never lets you walk behind everyone on the sidewalk. they’re right beside you, always.

your comfort character loves you more than anything in this world. they think you’re the strongest person they’ve ever met, and hope that you always keep fighting.

To Whoever Needs This Right Now…
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