Person A: So, How’s The Prettiest Person In The World Doing?

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy

Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Draco: Water is not wet.

Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

Pleaaase big hero 6 au with young royals!!!! tadashi and hiro are so Erik and Wille

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”

Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”

Steve: “I love you.”

Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”

Tony: “I’m cold, too.”

Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”

Crowley and Aziraphale in Good Omens 2019

Person A: Wake up B! We’re going on an adventure!

Person B: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep