Draco: My Father Was Always Worried I’d Be A Homosexual. Well, I’m Not.

okay but you're all forgetting the original Red and Blue Gays

Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”

Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”

Steve: “I love you.”

Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”

Tony: “I’m cold, too.”

Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”

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bonus:

Person A: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

Person B: *barely spares A a glance*

Person B: *casually* i don’t know. how are you?

Person A:

Person A: *voice cracks* i’m fine

but then i saw you

Day 9 - Something ridiculously badass Rosa Diaz is love

Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Mhm Steve Hyde and Jackie are literally Steve and Billy from st. Their characters and I don’t know? style? They are like the same. And how Hyde called Jackie “doll” and Billy called Steve “princess” and “pretty boy”? I mean? I feel like if serial st was about 2019, Billy would TOTALLY call Steve on a date, cause this guy just hadn’t a chance to call a man on a date in 80s.

Person A: Wake up B! We’re going on an adventure!

Person B: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep

Billy: you look like my first husband

Steve: …

Steve: billy, none of us have even graduated from high school, you aren’t married

Billy: no, not yet

Steve:

Billy:

Steve: OH