draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]
ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...
Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady
Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?
Chat: wait what?
Ladybug: a-adrien?
Chat:
Chat: .. dad?
There are only 2 boys that I have ever loved and one of them is dead so fuck me I guess-
harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??
draco :
Richie screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” after Beverly jumps into the quarry is my constant mood.
dursleys: you can't go to wizard school!!
harry, leaving with hagrid: actually, i'm 11, so shut the fuck up
Newt: Hogwarts
Queenie: Ilvermorny
me, an intellectual: Pigfarts
Harry: hello
Narcissa: oh mr. Potter your eyes really looks like emeralds
Harry: ...
Draco: mama!
Narcissa: yeah, Draco was right, your shape of eyebrows looks perfect
Draco: maAaaAAama
Someone: Steve Rogers is straight
Me: