I Loved You First.

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

On days Harry drinks a bit too much

Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!

Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?

Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE

Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed

Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE

Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.

Harry: *gasps in shock*

Someone: Billy Hargrove is the absolutely worst-

dacre montgomery jumping through a window, running through a wall and tearing off the door: I have a 20 page essay and a Power Point to prove you wrong.

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY BILLY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MRS. WHEELER?

I just understood that that’s because she looks like his mother. You know all this blond curls, charming, beautiful. And maybe he thought that if his mother loved him so much so will mrs.wheeler? It’s kinda blew my mind. I guess all he ever wanted was just love.

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”