More Family Shenanigans...

Whenever I read fanfic about Thorin getting sooo angry at Kili for wanting to marry Tauriel I cant help but picture Fili talking to his uncle one-on-one and telling him “you do realize as soon as I’m king I’ll let them get married right 😐 you’re only delaying the inevitable you know that right 😐”

The Hobbit but Angst Bagginshield!

- [ ] Essentially a Deadpool Bilbo, but with s slower regeneration

Everything that could’ve gone wrong with Bilbo and the “adventure” Gandalf sent him on did, he had died numerous times with no one the wiser. It was only when Thorin, in his gold suck haze, threw Bilbo from the top of the wall did the rest of the company watch him die.

Gandalf, having grabbed his broken and bruised body, took him back to the Elvin camp. After some time he came back and briefly explained what/ how his powers worked and how they came to be. When what hobbit called the “fell winter” happened he was supposed to have died alongside his parents but awoke a week after they tried to flee across the brandybuck river.

Later he learns what became of the company following his demise, Thorin now broken out of his gold sick, had retreated further into the dark halls for what he’s done to his Amrâlimê, the others just sit in the dinning hall and wait for the hordes of goblins and orcs to take them.

Hearing this, Bilbo quickly dresses and marches from Dale to the stone wall he was thrown from two days prior. Using the rope he left on the side, he quickly scaled to the top and began the search for his dwarves and his missing king

Dwarves reactions to him still being alive

I imagine it happens during the battle when he saves Thorin, the princes, or Dwalin? Just keeping it the same as the movie.

I could also see Bilbo in all his self righteous nature being like, “I mean they already know I can’t die 🤷🏼‍♀️” and throws himself between Thorin and the white orcs blade.

Thorin and Bilbo can fix things and hold each other after the battle was won, just like the movie should have ended! 😂

Man I’m tired and I’m sorry for bringing up some less pleasing stuff on here but I feel the need to talk about this. So recently I’ve noticed an increase in people using chat gpt to write fanfiction, even some in the hobbit fandom. Ai “art” has been a pretty difficult topic for me for a while, yet I want to talk about it more and bring people to understand the consequences of it. But I think it’s also important to bring awareness to the other parties suffering from the usage of ai. I chose Bilbo for this cause I think it’s funny how these ai “writers” forget that Bilbo is an actual writer, so to use a tool that steals from other creators would be the worst insult to his craft

So here’s what Bilbo says:

And here’s what I say, tag your favourite writers to show them support!!

@stoadsie @belalubroski @fantasyinallforms @conkers-thecosy @lucigoo @wolfsbane-and-nettles

What if we were both boys and we made out in your king chair? Haha jk. Unless 😳

Matt Murdock’s little :[ frown has Kermit face scrunch energy, don’t change my mind about this

Bonus pictures with same energy:

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I colored it 👍 yay